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On the one-year anniversary of his detention by federal authorities, New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani and First Lady Rama Duwaji welcomed Mahmoud Khalil, his wife Noor, and their baby boy, Deen, to Gracie Mansion to break the fast together.

“procrastination flow state” so you played 4 hours of vampire survivors on your phone?

America's only patriot 6'3" IQ 72 @hellointernet Hey The Cybersmith, check this out (MS paint drawing of the bee from the bee movie pregnant) TheCybersmith @thecybersmith Worker bees are not fertile.

cristina was a lot like a robot, actually

… altman used to make cristina get her coffee from seattle center every morning and she didn’t know where the space needle was?

gonna cheese grater my face off brb

i don’t wanna run the risk of having to move it to the bigger pot because THAT is asking for an absolute disaster

i have a feeling the mushrooms will not be going in

hahaha. i’m in danger

okay chili is happening now

this fucking SUCKS

so the same job as everyone else that works here lmao

“but this woman got a fraudulent golf scholarship!!!”

do you hear yourself

you are mad about what? a swim meet in tennessee??

sure, dude

honest to god, it is so fucking frustrating that these people try to make trans athletes into a fucking title IX issue like they have EVER even thought about women’s college volleyball in their fucking lives

who is the starting point guard for duke right now?

can disgusting bigots like you EVER stop hiding behind title IX and pretending you give a fuck about women or women’s sports? all while calling a woman a man?

if it took u a year to "realize" that someone is a "man" then they aren't a man lol

IRONIC: i cannot do either thing until tummy stops hurting

correct !

i’m a hint of lime kid, myself

god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers

EXCITING: i get 2 make chili today

DESPONDENT: i have to clean the kitchen first

i watched perfect blue for the first time last night, so i’m gonna say “no”

lmao

probably still vitamin D and maybe you’re low on like magnesium/b12/b6. these are the most common deficiencies in general anyway, but they all have like… bone pain and aching in extremities

GREAT MINDS

if that post bangs hard enough, i will probably get banned lmfao

“chief innovation officer” is the position your dad gives you because you can’t even be trusted to run your own vanity project. i’m sure the office will have a full array of crayons.

i watched perfect blue for the first time last night, so i’m gonna say “no”