murpo 🔞

this is no longer accurate. as of today, i am 30.

We hope you're thirsty!

Who should be pissed on, @murphychips.bsky.social ? "Weiss schnee from rwby. i just know she's been nursing a piss fetish for years. can i prove it? 1/2

thank you!!! i'm trying to get better at adding alt-text (ngl usually im too tired from Drawing The Thing to add it and even then it's full of errors because my brain is full of toxic slutch) BUT i really want to make my art more accessible so i will continue to try!!!

chopped up panels for. hopefully. easier reading???

a five panel comic. nadir, a Black binary person with undercut locs and purple-black clothing, is trying to fix a television whilst behind them on a sofa, aufeis and naled—white siblings who both have short, ash-grey hair and wear the same dark slacks and sky blue shirts—get freaky together. nadir says 'you know, they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good'. as they get closer together, aufeis says 'it just shifted to spanking your puppy's ass to make them take that thick knot. like the good little play thing they are.' as it speaks, its lips get closer and closer to naled's until they're kissing. nadir watches on, lost for words, and then say 'i don't really think it's like that at all'.

inspired by a tumblr post

making stupid things with these characters will continue until morale improves

instructions unclear pissed on the floor 🥺

inspired by a post by @smallsp00ks.bsky.social because DAMN!!! DAMN!!!

say 'i love u baby nadir' for five years of good luck <3

on the upside, having over twenty content warnings means we get to MEME on those twenty content warnings! YIPPEE

AND PISS! AND DIAPERS! IT'S GONNA BE OFF THE SHITS!!!!

by the way this story is going to have some truly insane content warnings. we're talking non-con body modification. forced nullification. sibling incest (a lot of it!). free use. breathplay. a lot of getting horny over murder.

inertia creeps. dissolved girl. unfinished sympathy. future proof

or we could do trip hop in general. low place like home. sour times. walking zero. prisoners round. wandering star.

the real question is how many mechs could i make references to massive attack songs before anyone notices

Remember that GOOD DOGS FOR BAD GODS post? Well, hey, it's now the title of this tale of bad decisions and petplay! Mostly petplay. But there ARE bad decisions also.

PS: also i should have added that, just to clarify, horny art is made by a horny person for horny reasons. an ai cannot be horny. it can never even conceive of being horny. fetish art is 99% intent and without the intent it's less than nothing.

anyway sorry op that your notifs got blasted with this have a great new year GHJFSDGHJKDFSSFD

so i guess what i'm trying to say is that if you see someone draw art of an eevee with massive tits or someone's oc getting pissed on, know that, as of this moment, that's the most pristine, unmonetised, non-corporate art you can get right now. enjoy it!

—that makes it art. that makes people get into it. it was the people passionate about the subject they were depicting that made me get into petplay and abdl and piss. Not a corporation trying to sell it to me. it's art.

—untouched forms of artistic expression. yeah, you could ask AI to generate some inflation fetish porn, but when a person who loves inflation fetish draws inflation fetish porn, you can feel it in every pixel. it makes it hornier. it makes it compelling. and it's that passion for the subject—

—of the buying and selling and the making and the choosing and all the reasons why. it's trust. it's vision. it's commitment. it's fantasy and sexuality and want. when i ordered a custom pup mask that is one of a kind, this was collaborative art. and in a way this makes kink one of the more—

—are also entirely unique. try as companies might (and some have tried), the makers of kink gear work by hand in small batches, and each tool or toy they make is a representation of them, their desires, and the desires of the recipient. the art isn't just the object, but the very interaction—

—because you don't get those latex outfits and pup masks and posture collars and buttplug tails and tinted gasmasks and whips and floggers and paddles out of nowhere. they were made by a person with a vision that cannot be sanitised by their very nature. and each and every one of those things—

—that immersion hasn't been calculated by an advertiser or a corporate entity. that person had to choose to go down that rabbithole previously pioneered by many other people who went down that rabbithole, who make art about that rabbithole because kink is fundamentally art—

—and anything that cannot be monetised to the largest possible audience is entirely risk. if it leads to even one less dollar of profit, that is one dollar too many. but because of this risk-averse nature, you can trust that when you meet someone truly immersed in a kink or a fetish—

i watched this very good video and it made me really think about art in relation to kink and fetish stuff (bear with me here); in an increasingly sanitised internet, we see very little sexuality, horniness, or gender expression in the mainstream because advertisers don't like risk—

but also since then i've started putting those doggies in diapers also so maybe i'm the problem here.

--which is funny because warhound isn't THAT old (right??? wait it started in 2023 what the-) but since then i've gone from being like hehe yeah fuck up that doggy to GIVE THAT DOGGY A KISS YOU FUCKERS!!! what changed? unsure. maybe it's because i was on national tv in my petplay gear that one time.

--because when i write petplay, there is such an inherent joy to being a dog and also loving a dog that now when i read warhound i'm like that doggy needs a CRATE and some SQUEAKY TOYS!!! WHERE'S THE ENRICHMENT!!! YOU CAN HAVE IT BE FUCKED UP BUT ALSO YOU NEED TO HAND OUT BACON BITS!!!--

--i've also realised how much more i'm jiving less with the original depiction of petplay in warhound anyway? it's not, like, wrong, just fucked up and weird (which is the modus operandi of the series) but whenever i think about such a setting i, personally, am lost in a ecstasy of doggy--