Omelette Coleman

Sir Nick Faldo

I'm amazed they can find a ref from the Turkish League who is still able to referee a game at this level.

This is the only time I've heard from you in months and you're babbling about Churchill being replaced by a badger. Where are the god-damned zip lines?

This only makes sense if AI agents have made the decision to fund their billion dollar start-up, to sell products to AI-dependent corporate marketing teams - which is almost certainly the case.

Amazing C-Suite decisions being made right now. This is up there with Ray Ban nuking its reputation to pal up with Meta for their pervert glasses.

Please take them to the fucking cleaners🙏

Can't even spell value!

Don't forget Maitlis "grilling" Bannon in 2018.

I should add that I'm not thinking of Andy while separating my daffodils and contemplating the merits of Miss Baldock 1977. Thinking of him in a "who would you invite to the Moral Maze to discuss this issue" way.

If you do it every day in your allotment shed to Honkers it's quirky, British, nothing to really worry about. If you do it in front of a computer, it's pathological, civilisation-ending and personality-disintegrating. Someone clear this up for me. @churnwell.bsky.social thinking of you here.

"I'm a big supporter, but you're an idiot"

This just feels like the NYT is smoothing the way to replacing human writers with LLMs. Pretty sure that's all they are aiming at here.

Thank you for playing this horrible song that my ex-wife somehow manages to play every morning through my smart toaster. I live in a bedsit at least 10 miles away from her and I have no idea how she does it.

Surely the resistance entails a demand for collective control and ownership?

Haha sorry the future is being given piggy-back rides by Elon's robot helpers. Cars are so 2025.

It's quite rare for parties to refuse defections, but I think this would be a great power move.

Everyone should carry around a pack of thick felt tip pens to deface AI posters. It's just not on.

Every community has illustrators etc. If organisations opt for slop, I'll not have anything to do with them again.

OpenAI etc.: Will you turn your free LLM access into a premium paid subscription?
ME: "I prefer not to."

"I spoke to a burly man in high-viz at the Loughton site and he said "We're not going anywhere mate. Now if you don't want scaffolding, piss off OK?". Looks like it's going to plan!

What the fuck kind of scene was she running with? Sounds horrendous.

Guarantee Richard Tice is more antisemitic than the average Iranian.

“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”

-Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥

Challenge for AI bros who take claims that Claude is conscious at face value: Prove you don't have advanced Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease.

Why didn't he just pull his blackshirt over his eyes if he didn't like what he was watching?

Genuinely did not know Reggie Kray advertised Volkswagen.

Calling my Shadow Minister for Farming in for a chat because they haven't created enough images of teenage girls in hunting outfits.

I guess human consciousness is a universally felt emergent property of human development, in a sense the product of our engagement with each other and the chaotic universe, whereas Claude is a designed machine... DANG! one of life's great mysteries fell afoul of the Bluesky character limit AGAIN.

That's what ChatGPT says! Who am I to argue?

The amount someone believes an LLM to possess a soul is inversely proportional to the amount of soul they themselves possess.