Omelette Coleman

This user has over 1,000 followers and yet no-one is liking their posts. Very sus if you ask me.

Don't like his boob stuff, if he lied about it that's bad. But it pales in comparison to Starmer's fraudulent leadership campaign, his vapid politican program in office, and the Mandelson scandal (among many other things). I think most people would view things through a similar lens.

Apprentice, yes. It's a noble trade.

I can see how the beer/piss gets into the jacket but how the hell does it get into the tankard glass?

Pretty sure they genuinely get enraged by this. They live deeply spiritually and intellectually impoverished lives after all. So no, no they won't get tired. It's bricked into their very existence.

You can see Maya heroically resisting the urge to have a good time like the stoic champion of civilisation that she is. A true inspiration.

That's Brian Wilson.

Quite funny how a guy who built a persona around loving cycling is playing lickspittle to a guy who remorselessly ran down a Deliveroo rider and despises treehuggers as sub-human, while monstering the best hope we've ever had for vaguely green governance.

Keir Starmer was on the Trilateral Commission with a bunch of Epstein pals. Why not investigate how he was invited to join and who he met? Might be more beneficial for democracy than what you've done so far this week.

Blast the oil over the Straits with a mega SuperSoaker and catch it in a big bucket floating in the Indian Ocean. Problem. Solved.

Jeremy Corbyn was working for the Stasi. Why the hell isn't Peter all over it?

Sir Nick Faldo

I'm amazed they can find a ref from the Turkish League who is still able to referee a game at this level.

This is the only time I've heard from you in months and you're babbling about Churchill being replaced by a badger. Where are the god-damned zip lines?

This only makes sense if AI agents have made the decision to fund their billion dollar start-up, to sell products to AI-dependent corporate marketing teams - which is almost certainly the case.

Amazing C-Suite decisions being made right now. This is up there with Ray Ban nuking its reputation to pal up with Meta for their pervert glasses.

Please take them to the fucking cleaners🙏

Can't even spell value!

Don't forget Maitlis "grilling" Bannon in 2018.

I should add that I'm not thinking of Andy while separating my daffodils and contemplating the merits of Miss Baldock 1977. Thinking of him in a "who would you invite to the Moral Maze to discuss this issue" way.

If you do it every day in your allotment shed to Honkers it's quirky, British, nothing to really worry about. If you do it in front of a computer, it's pathological, civilisation-ending and personality-disintegrating. Someone clear this up for me. @churnwell.bsky.social thinking of you here.

"I'm a big supporter, but you're an idiot"

This just feels like the NYT is smoothing the way to replacing human writers with LLMs. Pretty sure that's all they are aiming at here.

Thank you for playing this horrible song that my ex-wife somehow manages to play every morning through my smart toaster. I live in a bedsit at least 10 miles away from her and I have no idea how she does it.

Surely the resistance entails a demand for collective control and ownership?

Haha sorry the future is being given piggy-back rides by Elon's robot helpers. Cars are so 2025.

It's quite rare for parties to refuse defections, but I think this would be a great power move.

Everyone should carry around a pack of thick felt tip pens to deface AI posters. It's just not on.

Every community has illustrators etc. If organisations opt for slop, I'll not have anything to do with them again.

OpenAI etc.: Will you turn your free LLM access into a premium paid subscription?
ME: "I prefer not to."