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I’ve neglected here lately- but I just did my first ride of the year, so there had to be a #sweatylycrapic - or three. Great to get out in the ☀️

Babe wake up, the new Darklands disease just dropped!

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Aw brill! Love it! That shop is great 👌

Oh ffs 👀 🔥

Someone wanted pegging 💁‍♂️

Yep I had mine confiscated literally as I was leaving Belgium at the Eurostar terminal. Expensive quick cuffs! 😤

It’s right there. ‘Functional Strength Training’ 😏

I know! Two mins to go and everything 😣

It would certainly explain why I’m forever forgetting what set or rep I’m on 🙃

(Also- Is that a subtle Shithead reference?)

Feeling quite tipsy, but also quite cute. Love my new Adidas denim I got in Japan 👌

Preorder this very pretty publication! Do it, now!

See you there schnookums.

Switch in Huub wetsuit flexing in front of a mirror. Nipples have been elastrated and show through the suit.

Switch in a forest, lifting up hoodie and rain jacket to show the suit underneath

Cold wet Sundays call for a wetsuit walk

Hahah ‘made it harder’ is somewhat of an understatement there, love it 👌

I do bloody love those buttons, thanks for selling me the kit ;)

I’m glad you’re getting your practice in before it’s the only option you have again 😘 back Tuesday, not long left ;)

In Bangkok with @bjslave.bsky.social 🇹🇭 - walked over 10km in 32c heat to end up at @forfunbangkok.bsky.social - where I bought a few things, including this slinky bit of kit. 😏

(We got the train back, we’re not mad.)

;) might get pretty sweaty though, hope that’s alright.. 😏

Was so pent up after the party that next day I got geared up in my full PVC suit and did my full MX. Heavy poppers, clamps on nipples and a certain mutt’s worn gear stuffed up in my helmet to huff. Sweaty piggy perfection. 👌

Thanks man, right back at ya

Thanks! And aw yeah, quite a few folks who I somehow didn’t see - despite being there for nearly 8 hours haha. Hope you had a good time though

Abs are sore as hell today. Thanks @totalrunt.bsky.social

(and @dangagged.bsky.social, who I told to do it.. before you get any ideas about him being a rough top :P)

A close up shot of a cookie jar with “Masters cookies” on the label. The jar is wrapped in brown leather, with a strap and a handle.

The cookie jar taken out of the holster, revealing the words “Masters cookies. For superiors only”

🍪

Anytime I see @lupine666.bsky.social, I bake him cookies. Rather than plain old Tupperware, I thought I’d upgrade the experience so I made him a cookie holster for safe transport and storage.

Oh shit “/ glad you’re alright now!

Loved @reconnews.bsky.social party last night: drank lots, snogged faces, trashed throats and got a hot gutpunching. Love my new @aasssoxx.bsky.social suit too 👌

Good man! Looking great- see you tonight <3

Masochism is: doing a big leg day on little sleep, the day before the Recon party. 😬

If you see me there and I’m whinging about aches, feel free to tell me it was my own stupid fault.

My new shiny @aasssoxx.bsky.social suit I’m wearing to it is going to be a tight squeeze on the thighs I reckon!

Yay, supplies. Interested to give the Rush Butanol a go! Those green ones are butanol too and they’re fun. I don’t buy isopropyl but otherwise I like to experiment. The four in the bag are for @bjslave.bsky.social - he doesn’t get through them as fast, ha.

Muscle dogs have more fun. 💪

You were fun to watch too sub ;)