Andy Tulin (almost time for 136 goodnights version)

44 million dollars a year for Daniel fucking Jones lmfao

If you're scared of protesting or a general strike because you could lose your job, healthcare, and housing, or even go to jail, now you understand why the US has no universal healthcare or housing and no guaranteed parental leave, but DOES have the largest prison and police system on planet Earth.

2026 Becky Hammon Mid-Major Player of the Year Finalists presented by Her Hoop Stats Five players representing four conferences

🏆 We are very excited to announce the five finalists for this year's Becky Hammon Mid-Major Player of the Year Award.

The ruling class is in a permanent tax revolt, but not because its members fear higher taxes. They successfully evade taxes set at any level. What worries them is the proliferation of public goods, which tends to enhance the independence of the working classes.

Companies are trying to correct their AI code that’s full of bugs Vibe-coding is going well, thank you for asking.

Headlines two weeks ago: Vibe coding is great now! Nobody needs to write code anymore because AI can do it!

Headlines yesterday: Amazon holds an all-hands meeting after AI-generated code crashes the site.

Breaking: Seven members of Iran’s women’s football team have sought asylum, ABC understands The ABC understands at least seven members of Iran’s women’s football team have sought asylum in Australia.

Breaking: Seven members of Iran’s women’s football team have sought asylum, ABC understands: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03-10/iran-womens-football-team-players/106439174

Iran cannot participate in the 2026 World Cup after the United States killed their leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the sports minister, Ahmad Donyamali, said on Wednesday. The United States and Israel launched airstrikes on Iran nearly two weeks ago, killing the Islamic Republic’s supreme leader, leading to a region-wide conflict in the Gulf. “Considering that this corrupt regime [the US] has assassinated our leader, under no circumstances can we participate in the World Cup,” the minister told state television. “Our children are not safe and, fundamentally, such conditions for participation do not exist. “Given the malicious actions they have carried out against Iran, they have forced two wars on us over eight or nine months and have killed and martyred thousands of our people. Therefore, we certainly cannot have such a presence.”

Iran will not participate in the men’s World Cup.

“Considering that this corrupt regime [the US] has assassinated our leader, under no circumstances can we participate in the World Cup. Our children are not safe and, fundamentally, such conditions for participation do not exist.”

Amen.

Scorn probably should be Daken tbh. Or maybe it’s morbius. Something should probs be Daken though?

Quinjet —> Hand —> Bullseye on Hand —> Bastion on Bullseye/Hand —> Bullseye/Collector/Hand —> Morbius/Blade/either Gambit/activates. That’s just one playline that seems pretty nasty. I might never sleep.

Oh and my first gambit hit a V Hand that had been agony boosted left and was sitting alone on the board (whoops!), gambit copy hit their Hood which was mid. I’m gonna dream of all the things I can do to ruin days with this deck lol

I had Frigga mid and Scorn left (turn 6, played with the 3 swarm copies and bastion, never discarded scorn) get sniped by opp’s neo-gambit, my neo-gambit hit their Pym arrow and neo-gambit, both left. I’m gonna go to sleep now but I want very badly for this deck to be real.

Marvel snap hand in which I won two lanes and tied the other

# (1) Quinjet # (1) Scorn # (1) Blade # (2) Morbius # (2) The Collector # (2) Victoria Hand # (2) Swarm # (3) Bullseye # (3) Gambit # (3) Gambit Horseman of Death # (3) Frigga # (4) Bastion # QmxkNSxUaENsbGN0ckMsU3dybTUsVmN0ckhuZEMsQmxsczgsR21idEhyc21uRSxHbWJ0NixGcmdnNixCc3RuNyxRbmp0NyxTY3JuNSxNcmJzNw== # # To use this deck, copy it to your clipboard and paste it from the deck editing menu in MARVEL SNAP.

Was about to fall asleep and a thought came to me…it’s time to bring back perhaps my favorite marvel snap card ever, Bullseye. This is the first hand I played with this deck and I think it might be real. Drew bullseye on turn 6 which used to mean death. Here not so much!

Everyone’s playing Valentina/Neo-Gambit today…and I am too. I tried thei without ZFS in favor of another card generator but very quickly noticed that absence. Val might become iron patriot though. The earlier Thanos list was definitely a little better but the new card is fun 🤷🏻‍♂️ code in alt

I like him quite a bit in that Thanos deck. Can really swing a hand because ESN pulled out something clutch on 4 or 5 (mind stone becoming CGR, thing FS, Isca or Marvel Boy is 🤌🏻) or as a Hail Mary on 6 when I never pulled Thanos, mockingbird or aurora.

Some people definitely need to know their limitations lol

Post on threads from A’ja: Welp won’t have the highest career high in the house anymore 😭 but at least it gives me something to go after 🤭

As if WNBA teams needed more reasons to fear A’ja Wilson.

Yeah I started toying with lists and was just looking at them like…maybe I’ll let someone else build this instead

And congrats on your GG showing!

What we're hearing on the WNBA's CBA negotiations The WNBA and the union exchanged proposals over the weekend, but there's no sign a deal is imminent. How far apart are both sides?

Pulled it from article linked below, not much context given other than that players brought up the prospect of a sit-down meeting at USA basketball camp www.espn.com/wnba/story/_...

Glad I got that done because I really wanna fuck around with new Mysterio and Luke Cage in a Shou Lao deck but it could easily have set my infinite climb back lol

Idk if it’s identical to someone else’s list, but I felt like the Thanos players I kept running into while yo-yoing from 93 to 89 and back were really well positioned so I just started with Thanos/Aurora and worked backwards by cost adding cards I felt like playing. Cruised from 89 to 100.

It wasn’t quite as painful as last month and I didn’t play nearly as much bc of all the basketball, but I once again had to turn to one of Marvel Snap’s old Big Bads (RIP) who I’ve never had success with before to overcome my swoon upon hitting the 90s. First time I’ve ever liked Thanos!

The mid-off to end humanity

Well I can’t wait to see how Namorita absolutely breaks the game…

Two of the people on that halftime know women’s college hoops like the back of their hand and the other one gets scripts and somehow still got almost everything wrong

It was YSU’s first appearance in the Horizon League title game. They made several trips to the tournament before joining the Horizon. This was not a hard piece of information to get right lol

Youngstown State was not looking for its first ever trip to the tournament, he said to no one in particular/anyone watching the WCC championship halftime and being lied to

Oh poor sweet summer child…

this cc quote tells me two things. 1. she clearly didn't major in business at iowa, woof. and 2. she and i come from two very different americas

I’ve seen two media timeouts combined into one when a game just didn’t have a stoppage for 4+ minutes, but never one entirely missed lol