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Idiot. He/him.

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Spent my morning cleaning up the dog park bc some teens dumped out all the garbage and flipped all the tables.

If they'd been smart they'd have taken the big garbage bags. That would have been clever. Lazy chaos. Do better.

11.03.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I dropped them both off at the fire station. I did my best.

27.02.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kids got me up around 645 and we had the smoothest morning ever. Tricked the 4 yo into cooperating by pretending to be a robot. Baby content. Fed and dressed and out the door in under 45 min. A minor miracle. And I was so busy patting myself on the back i left the baby bottles in the fridge.

27.02.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

lesson 1: don't make taser chess

26.02.2026 07:58 πŸ‘ 964 πŸ” 162 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 4

"You sound like you may know a thing or two about Boiler operations" is one of the sweetest things I've ever read.

24.02.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A meme of Alysa Liu based on Da Share Zone reading:

JUST WALK OUT
work social thing movies home class dentist
figure skating
too fancy weed store cops it your quick friend ships
IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!!!
Real winners quit
You can leave!!
Da Gold Zone

A meme of Alysa Liu based on Da Share Zone reading: JUST WALK OUT work social thing movies home class dentist figure skating too fancy weed store cops it your quick friend ships IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!!! Real winners quit You can leave!! Da Gold Zone

I’ve been talking about Alysa Liu’s story about her quitting skating only to come back and become even better because she did it for herself and this came to me in a dream…

24.02.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 9152 πŸ” 2141 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 59

I realized why I love curling. It's a turn-based strategy game. In the Olympics.

16.02.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow okay

15.02.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh hey guys

14.02.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Quit constructed when we had kids and the cost to keep a deck up to date and then only play like...once a month was not worth it.

13.02.2026 13:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

100% agree. I've drafted this set some but mostly on arena and not in person pod drafting. Ive had fun but theres not a lot of deck diversity. It's mostly tribal.

13.02.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Next time I'm gonna try not to sit immediately to the left of a guy on the pro tour.

13.02.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Found a bar nearby that every Thursday is 90% people drafting magic the gathering but relearned two things. 1) im not that good at drafting and 2) a couple beers is all it takes for me to sleep like horseshit and feel like hell in the am

13.02.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Yup. My first thought was Patrick warburton. They actually DO get him to voice a character later in the books.

11.02.2026 11:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! Having a good time?

11.02.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My uncle retired to a log house on a mountain outside duluth, MN and has met Olympians at the local curling beer league.

11.02.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay!

09.02.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Very good bit for ski jumping to name one of their events "Normal Hill"

09.02.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK

08.02.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 2684 πŸ” 537 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 14

Got up at 6 am this morning for an hour of quiet Olympics watching before everyone else woke up and promptly watched everyone explode their knees and get airlifted off the downhill course. Hooray!

08.02.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me: thats Italy. Thats where the Olympics are. In Italy, people talk like this (gestures wildly) and say things like "MAMMA MIA" AND "THATS A SPICY-A MEAT-A-BALL"
Oscar: OKAY!
Hil: jesus

07.02.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Slept until 720 today. Missed the entire damn day.

07.02.2026 12:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Where is Katie Nolan? They did realize she's supposed to be an Olympic staple for the next few decades, right?

07.02.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Time to watch some Norwegian dude make the exact same motions as everyone else for 2 hours, but .00001% more efficient and he will therefore win cross country skiing by 10 miles

07.02.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

OLYMPICS TIME

07.02.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Im looking forward to increasingly unhinged replies from you as you fly through them.

06.02.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Start audiobooks for sure. Some of the best ive ever heard. They got JUST the right guy to do it.

05.02.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You really need to read these

05.02.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We brought our first kid home from the hospital during the last winter Olympics and Curling on TV at all hours infinitely improved all overnight wake-ups.

So if you were thinking of having a kid, I highly recommend doing so in the next couple weeks.

-Jesse, MD

05.02.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't even remember a single other song from that loop. Nothing else was remotely as grating over and over and over again.

04.02.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0