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I like Justin Long but it's kind of insane there was a whole ad campaign built around him being cool

11.03.2026 18:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Humiliation kink

11.03.2026 17:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just gonna go ahead and think about what the ADL had to say about Elon's Nazi salute

11.03.2026 17:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is King Chucklefuck trying to manifest his way out of this?

11.03.2026 17:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 17:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These Titanic deck chairs ain't gonna rearrange themselves

11.03.2026 15:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In the '80s they cast M. Emmett Walsh as John Lithgow's dad. How did that seem normal to me as a kid?

11.03.2026 15:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bet Brian Depalma fucking loves onlyfans and good for him

11.03.2026 14:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Me think Jesus love money! Me say billionaires know REAL life! Me think Donald Trump HATE sex crime!"

11.03.2026 14:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fun how the GOP just straight up turned themselves into Bizarro

11.03.2026 14:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

See I assumed Bongino, but yeah, 7 is too big for that hobbit fuck

11.03.2026 14:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tidal censoring swears in Spanish. Diversity win?

11.03.2026 14:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I'm too old for this shit."

11.03.2026 12:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's got to be something that would hurt his brand with MAGA.

It's a tape of him saying something nice about Danny Glover

11.03.2026 12:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you trying to tell me the syphilitic conman with the melting brain didn't come up with a war plan

11.03.2026 01:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Big thumbs up for Good Luck Have Fun Don't Die

11.03.2026 01:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He looks like an evil wizard in a Fulci film

10.03.2026 23:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Voting for whatever Democrat will put Elon in prison and throw away the key

10.03.2026 22:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want to live in a world where I never have to think about the feelings of fascists

10.03.2026 21:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Senator Adam Schiff

Senator Adam Schiff

The inflatable autopilot from Airplane! (1980)

The inflatable autopilot from Airplane! (1980)

10.03.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Impossible to overstate how much I hate Adam Schiff

10.03.2026 20:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is that the one with Giant Vampire Wife?

10.03.2026 19:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The right wing attention economy is so funny. Benny Shaps and the Daily Wire are going down in flames so he grows giant eyebrows hoping people will talk about him

10.03.2026 19:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell yeah, that's a good time

10.03.2026 17:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When suffering is theoretical to you, it's easy to be civil to a monster

10.03.2026 17:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes I send pictures of weird toilets to my friend

10.03.2026 17:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Really who am I to judge. I was there to buy a $60 spider gremlin action figure that I in no way need

10.03.2026 17:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A significant portion of the electorate is like "hang on, the syphilitic conman whose entire platform was evil is doing a bad job?!"

10.03.2026 16:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was one guy's favorite movie. That's *insane*

But it's the good kind of insanity. We need that insanity. If your favorite movie is Xanadu, you should maybe see a second movie, but other than that, we're cool

10.03.2026 16:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Went to the comic store the other day and the two clerks were passionately discussing Xanadu (1980) and that's not an experience online shopping can really duplicate

10.03.2026 16:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0