jeff

A Valentine's Day card that reads: Roses are red, You make me smile, memdbgon must be the last #include in a .cpp file!!!

this popped into my head the other day

your roflcopter suddenly looks a lot less impressive, as i roll up in my luxurious lmaousine

Toad that’s best practices. Keep it up

playing at 640x480 as the lord intended

Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.

For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting

it is shocking to me that the UK didn't have this already because the US has had PrEP injections for like 4 years now

new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced

you would not believe your eyes

today, the human species is producing even more data

(standing there with my hands on my hips watching the firefighters extinguish my house) And don't forget that bit over there

CEO of Oreo Cookies: the oreo cookie is as important as oxygen

Neck Deep - All Distortions Are Intentional SpiritBox - Eternal Blue Dance Gavin Dance - Mothership Sea in the Sky - Everything All at Once Neck Deep - Life's Not Out to Get You Deftones - Diamond Eyes Eidola - The Architect Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows - Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows The Bunny the Bear - Stories Saosin - Along the Shadow Issues - Beautiful Oblivion American Football - American Football (LP3) Crosses - Crosses Health - Death Magic Meliorist - Patterns Myka, Relocate - The Young Souls

new topster

lancer in profile

disturbed - ten thousand fists seether - finding beauty in negative spaces issues - issues issues - beautiful oblivion linkin park - minutes to midnight green day - american idiot volumes - different animals aether realm - tarot linkin park - from zero bleed - somebody's closer neck deep - life's not out to get you relient k - mmhmm linkin park - meteora attack attack! - someday came suddenly outline in color - jury of wolves kmfdm - xtort

topster albums past few months

A screenshot of a New York Times update that says: In Grand Central Terminal, Leon Chang, 26, of Brooklyn, said he had not heard of congestion pricing and asked what it was. When explained it was a toll for cars entering Manhattan, he then asked “What do you mean? What is a car?” Walking outside, we showed him a vehicle parked on the street. He gently touched the hood of the car. “You wish to forbid these majestic beasts from entering the city,” he said in a wistful tone. “It is a folly of man. The desire to tame the world around us.”

where does the new york times even find these people

cat looks longingly at a bowl of yams

he wants sweet potato

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suuuure

renaming this account to jeff covid updates

and the really embarrassing stuff

>w<

before taking vyvanse: why is god punishing me

after taking vyvanse: i am going to Punish god

the existence of Dr. Pepper implies the existence of Dr. Salt

i use 24 hour time because fuck 12

cdc.gov: Radiological Exposure Device (RED) What is a Radiological Exposure Device (RED)? Radioactive material could be hidden from sight to expose people to radiation without their knowledge. These devices are called Radiological Exposure Devices (RED), or hidden sealed sources. REDs could be hidden from sight in a public place (e.g. under a subway seat, in a food court, or in a busy hallway). People who sit or pass close to the site of a RED could be exposed to radiation.

Figure 1. Hidden Sealed Radioactive Source (Radiological Exposure Device) in Train Car 150 Ci Iridium-192 Source Under Seat

why does the cdc have a page for this. has this actually ever happened before