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i am tired all of the time

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as a character who can't wear shoes

12.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it's...... light on story lol

12.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i really enjoyed the sequel although i did play it during the Bad Times last year so I've forgotten a lot of it

12.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Four-panel meme showing a Labour supporter saying they will vote for trans rights, placing a ballot in a box, then a result panel where β€œtrans rights” overwhelmingly wins but the NEC says no trans rights wins instead

Four-panel meme showing a Labour supporter saying they will vote for trans rights, placing a ballot in a box, then a result panel where β€œtrans rights” overwhelmingly wins but the NEC says no trans rights wins instead

12.03.2026 11:56 πŸ‘ 129 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4

@mokey.bsky.social
Life in Gaza is fading.
We’re holding on through loss, fear, and hunger.
Our home is gone. So is our sense of safety.
Each day feels like a battle just to stay alive.
My family needs a lifeline your compassion can keep us going.
If you can, please stand with us

12.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@mokey.bsky.social
I’m Layan. I watched my father die, and now I watch my little brother shiver through nights of rain and fear. Our tent is soaked, my mother is sick, and we have nowhere to go. Please help us stay alive.

11.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

don't sign your posts

11.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thank you for your service

03.03.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Greens repeat demand to ban Trump’s troops from Prestwick, following Iran attacks Greens repeat demand to ban Trump’s troops from Prestwick, following Iran attacks - Greens have urged the Scottish Government to end US military access to publicly-owned Prestwick airport.

We cannot stand by while yet another catastrophic regional war is unleashed. The Iranian people deserve safety and dignity β€” not to be trapped between the brutality of their own regime and the reckless aggression of Trump and Netanyahu.
greens.scot/news/greens-...

03.03.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Between Brewdog, Labour and Dubai eating it, a very specific type of guy is having the worst time and they absolutely deserve it.

03.03.2026 09:34 πŸ‘ 1027 πŸ” 176 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 6
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censored again - "somewhere in time 2: somewhere harder"

07.11.2025 23:29 πŸ‘ 117 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4
Moments before he was ripped to shreds, Edgar vaguely recalled having seen that same obnoxious tie earlier in the day.

Moments before he was ripped to shreds, Edgar vaguely recalled having seen that same obnoxious tie earlier in the day.

Moments before he was ripped to shreds, Edgar vaguely recalled having seen that same obnoxious tie earlier in the day.

27.02.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 2589 πŸ” 670 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 20

Britain is full.

02.03.2026 11:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot from the videogame Cannon Fodder showing dozens of gravestones representing player lives lost. actually i do not know if this is the genesis version sorry

A screenshot from the videogame Cannon Fodder showing dozens of gravestones representing player lives lost. actually i do not know if this is the genesis version sorry

27.02.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i read the books and loved them

27.02.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Kevin Nguyen
@knguyen
...
Tried to add "12 Years a Slave" to Google Calendar and it created a 12-year-long event called "a Slave"
β€’ a Slave
Tue, February 25, 8pm - Wed, February 25, 2026, 8pm
Delete
Edit event Β»
5:27 PM β€’ Feb 23, 2014

Kevin Nguyen @knguyen ... Tried to add "12 Years a Slave" to Google Calendar and it created a 12-year-long event called "a Slave" β€’ a Slave Tue, February 25, 8pm - Wed, February 25, 2026, 8pm Delete Edit event Β» 5:27 PM β€’ Feb 23, 2014

It’s finally over

26.02.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 5061 πŸ” 836 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 21

OBI WAN: you don't need to see his identification
STORM TROOPER (getting really hot in the suit): fine. move along.
OBI WAN: and these aren't the droids you're looking for
STORM TROOPER (lunch break was supposed to be an hour ago): i truly do not fucking care man. think for one second about my life

26.02.2026 06:22 πŸ‘ 2750 πŸ” 431 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 11

if you ask me it is he who is the maroon

25.02.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

curl this you stupid bastards

21.02.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i'll settle for me being dead at this point

21.02.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β™₯️β™₯️

20.02.2026 10:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my mum would be SO upset

20.02.2026 10:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, the grand old duke of york
He β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ
He β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ
And he β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ

19.02.2026 11:06 πŸ‘ 6083 πŸ” 1739 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 37

get his ass

19.02.2026 10:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*To the tune of Gary Numan’s β€œCars”*
🎡 slept in my thong
🎡 why’d I sleep in my thong
🎡 now it’s way up my ass
🎡 and my cheeks are so cold
🎡 in this thong

14.02.2026 12:50 πŸ‘ 112 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

🎡 i hurt my balls
🎡 and i woke up the cat
🎡 when i yelled from the pain
🎡 didn't mean to sit down
🎡 on my balls

14.02.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

get her ass

12.02.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

actually, we are all doing that, when you think about it, these days,

12.02.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

in honour of the kill james bond podcast bringing it up in their latest episode here is my jason statham trans man cop thread

19.04.2025 03:30 πŸ‘ 231 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 7

nice try Ass hole, but over here we actually call it Maths Rock

10.02.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0