Jerzmo

Jerzmo holding a cream-colored cocktail with trees and glowy lights in the background.

Cheers!

Album art and label for the track "Dynasty (feat. Haley) - Kaskade Arena Mix" by Kaskade and Haley

I just listened to this banger and was immediately transported back to my 20's.

Jerzmo, the BF, friends, and Stella the dog taking a selfie in front of the San Diego Gaslamp District arch.

Valentine's getaway to the San Diego Gaslamp District. Featuring Stella the dog.

in her defense, she did put the title in quotation marks

Jerzmo taking a shirtless photo in a hotel mirror with his shoulder and arm looking strangely better than they normally do.

This must be that hotel lighting that people are always talking about.

Jerzmo taking a selfie in front of a pool deck and the Palm Desert mountains.

A POV shot of legs on a lounge chair with a pool and palm trees beyond them.

Glorious

Jerzmo taking a selfie in front of friends and a table on which cards are laid out for the game "Side Effects."

Game night in the desert! Woot long weekend! ☀️🌵

That, "Drank too much champagne at brunch and took a nap and now it's... wait, what time is it? Where am I?" feeling.

Jerzmo standing in front of tide pools on a sunny day. Keen observers will spot the boyfriend in the background.

Seals sunning on algae covered rocks.

Took advantage of an unseasonable 80 degree day to brunch and visit the seals in La Jolla. (Brunch not pictured.)

Ugh... I'd been holding off to play Dispatch on Switch 2 and already preordered it — breaking my normal rule against preordering software. I figured it was a low-stakes port, what could go wrong?

Don't be like me, kids. In the digital era, preordering is more often punished than rewarded.

Jerzmo taking a selfie in ski gear on a ski run with a semi-snowy landscape in the background.

Jerzmo and the Day 3 crew in ski gear, posed together on a balcony overlooking snowy mountains.

Last day on the mountain. 😢

Jerzmo taking a selfie with his ski crew on a snowy mountain slope.

We out here doing it! (Mt. Bachelor, OR)

Jerzmo sipping from a beer in an airport bar. The BF is visible at the edge of the frame.

Airport beer for breakfast? It must be the first day of vacation! 😁✈️

Jerzmo and the BF sitting on the grass in a park.

On gunkle duty; supervising at the park.

A cocktail in the foreground and RuPaul's Drag Race in the background.

Friday? More like Fri-yay!

A conversation in the game "Animal Crossing" in which an NPC villager is saying to Jerzmo's avatar, "Is that you, cupcake?! No way! It's been like... Whoa! 5 years and 4 months!"

It's got "running into a high school friend at the mall" energy.

Most played game on Nintendo platforms of 2025 was "Octopath Traveler II" at 65 hours followed by "Donkey Kong Bananza" (49 hours) and "No Man's Sky" (36 hours).

Jerzmo's top 3 all time Nintendo Switch games by play time are "LoZ: Tears of the Kingdom", "LoZ: Breath of the Wild", and "Octopath Traveler II". Other games with less play time also pictures.

"LoZ: Tears of the Kingdom" was played for 261 hours, "LoZ: Breath of the Wild" was played for 158 hours, and "Octopath Traveler II" was played for 149 hours.

Yeah, that checks out.

Jerzmo's derriere with his upper half buried in a media console that he's rewiring. It looks not unlike Winnie the Pooh when he gets stuck in a hole.

My boyfriend really captured my good side in this candid.

Jerzmo in front of a cable machine and a window looking out on a very wet freeway.

At the gym on a rainy day when I could be on the couch under a blanket. 😀😩

Jerzmo reclining next to the leg lamp from "A Christmas Story."

Me, in an Eames lounger, sitting next to the Christmas Story leg lamp, living my best life. What a way to ring in the new year.

Turkey stock in a pot on the stove surrounded by veggies, herbs, and egg noodles.

Still on my soup kick. Bracing myself for NYE with turkey noodle. 🦃 Probably also a preemptive Liquid IV.

A selfie of Jerzmo walking down Main Street in Disneyland on a rainy day with his family in tow in ponchos.

Left Disneyland yesterday looking like a drowned, harassed rat.

A crockpot filled with vegetables, herbs, and spices with a large ham bone sitting beside.

Split pea soup in 24 hours! 😁

Jerzmo thinking really hard. Apparently.

Deep in thought.

Jerzmo and part of the crew at the annual Drunk Elephant party.

God bless us. Everyone.

Jerzmo holding a drink that appears to be glowing blue.

The situation continues to escalate.

Cocktails. Jerzmo's cocktail in the foreground is a Manhattan with a spherical ice cube in a martini glass. Other cocktails are visible in the background and a torso wearing a Dumbo shirt.

Another important update. Things may escalate from here.

Jerzmo and his very handsome crew about to experience a falllllll.

An important update from Guardians of the Galaxy: Mission Breakout. (That's right, I typed out the full attraction name. You're welcome, Walt Disney Corporation marketing team.)

Jerzmo smirking at at camera in a selfie with some vine covered trestles in the background and the tops of the Galaxy's Edge "mountains" visible beyond that.

Liked this picture of me walking to Disneyland from the roof of the parking structure. Also, Disneyland on a work day — woot!

A package containing a Pez dispenser with Tom Nook's head on top.

Tom Nook Pez dispenser! Eat the candy now, pay 10,000 bells later.