ooh exciting!!

this is me if you EVEN CARE

in my dream this morning, i was running away, gayly waving my arms in the air above my head saying “im calling in ‘fabulous’ to work today!” as my alarm went off

i’m still doing things i’ve never done before and i’m nervous like a school girl

yea there’s definitely some history between these two

my Febuary one-a-day is a 20 minute (or more) walk. what’s yours?

you killed- so HOT!

i just watched this like 17x to sort of get the sense someone was flirting with me the way i like.

well? have you?

aww shit forgot my afternoon cup. DOH!

every time i see a beautiful gorgeous woman my eyes pop out of my head like roger rabbit and that’s just a little something about me 💅🏼

i love this small but powerful pedal-sized synth- handmade in Italy by Exagonal Rooms.

advice of the day: give people more compliments and eat more butter.

more than 30 seconds? you’re getting the smack down.

respect

let’s make filming music concerts with your camera phone socially unacceptable mostly so i stop doing it.

15-year age gap romances? 🥱

stacy (age 19) is excited to start dorm life and finally escape her overbearing parents.

but her plans to find romance quickly go awry when she’s paired with nani (age 5394), a mesopotamian goddess with a love for marine biology, who awakens something new inside her.

like sweeping, most of a witch's work is subtractive and therefore goes unnoticed which is why many have the mistaken belief that magic isn't real.

clocka-freaking-dooodle doo!!!

yayyyyy love your face!!! #drbronners

good mornin say it back (reply with a selfie)

That actor who plays Milchick is killing that role- such a great villain.

wish one of my boyfriends would have married me so i’d be divorced and gay by now

WEIR-DER! WEIR-DER! WEIR-DER!

we’re freaking on here you guys what’s uuuuuuup!???

saw this in the reader newsletter! was like I KNOW THATS A MAX 🫡👏

big time