saw your man pissing in the low urinal
11.03.2026 17:16
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saw your man pissing in the low urinal
sumo
just ate a sumo orange
Kobe Bryant is grinding so much harder in Hell this morning and you’re still in bed
took a nap #slob
they are cooking and serving me in the work cafeteria today. i am honored to feed the team. i will become revenue
I Started Eating Japanese Style! I Thought This Felt Adult! But the Product Advertised Was Actually a M******r Podcast!
this has gone too far
grown man saying something ‘feels adult’. grow up
I wanted to get back in shape so I started eating Japanese-style.
JAV Titles
(waking up at 4:57AM) my greedy ass is saving so much daylight
the fact is i will lay on my couch right now. and you’re seething. i can see it. you’re so heated! fuck you!
i was pissing in a disgusting restaurant urinal 30 minutes ago. and now i’m walking into your house. i’m stomping all over the place
finally a nostaligia bait post i agree with
cat just puked next to her ironically-named ‘slow feeder’
was outside for most of the day today, unlike our despicable rulers
yea just started last night 😑
woke up confused about the time and assumed i was ill
Computers give shape to ideas. But printers make them real.
having a quorn fake chicken sandwich not only because it’s good, but due to how based and woke i am
Stop shooting at f/1.8
don’t listen to grandpa. he has lead poisoning
planning my daily activities around how sweaty i could potentially get
send them up here!! i think maybe they were confused because i got the giant squirrel buster feeder and pole that’s like 8 ft tall so the deer can’t reach it
my feeder is slowly starting to get emptier after weeks of it just sitting there
sneezing one of my bones out
you’re legally skilled if you can name 7/10 of these hand tools
i’m legally skilled. it’s the law
@bsky.app free @cursedsynth.bsky.social immediately #freecursedsynth #justiceforcursedsynth
who the hell are you
need some sort of tofu for dinner tonight or i will die
got a haircut
i was going to say ‘grown man named Markwayne’ but it’s funnier to think of a little fascist child named Markwayne