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Opium Tea news: UK ban on bears making dirty protests in woodland areas deemed unlawful.

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13.02.2026 11:15 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1

Opium Tea news: Coming soon to NBC: Both recently divorced, and with ICE's immigration crackdown causing visa chaos, Rob Schneider and Graham Linehan are forced to get... 'Remarried'.

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28.01.2026 21:08 👍 9 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 2

Opium Tea news: Grok update clearly trained on Epstein files.

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10.01.2026 09:01 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Opium Tea news: International community expresses mild scepticism over Trump's plan to create 'Central American Superhighway' by filling the Panama Canal with the Gaza Strip.

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03.01.2026 15:06 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Opium Tea news: Allison Bailey hails historic legal victory.

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18.12.2025 12:10 👍 29 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 3

Opium Tea news: Strange man curiously invested in preventing children from reaching puberty.

18.12.2025 04:00 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Helen Joyce unable to accept Prospect Magazine’s ‘World’s Top Thinker’ award in person due to unforseen medical emergency.

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16.12.2025 09:00 👍 15 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

Keir Starmer attempts to win back alienated youth voters with cameo in The Beano.

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16.12.2025 08:57 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 1

Opium Tea presents the Sex Mates Guide to single-sex spaces (toilets and that).

When in doubt, follow the guidance at opiumtea.com.

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08.12.2025 19:35 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Comic strip: The Adventures of Toby Young, The Grifting Cunt.

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06.12.2025 09:56 👍 14 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 3

Opium Tea news: Divorce proceedings between LGB and TQ degenerate into bitter feud over custody of +.

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28.11.2025 11:42 👍 6 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1

Graham Linehan apologises to trans community, opens up about mental health struggles. - Opium Tea Little more than a year has passed since I last spent an hour in the company of Graham Linehan, yet the differences in his demeanour could not be more stark. Where once there was restlessness, there i...

Meanwhile, in a parallel universe...

26.11.2025 07:35 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

”I was there that day. You know, the thing about a trans activist, they’ve got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes...”

This and other jokes about actors having similar surnames at opiumtea.com.

25.11.2025 14:35 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1

Graham Linehan cleared of harassing trans activist but guilty of gingerly lowering a phone to the ground, as one might a delicate soufflé or sleeping baby.

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25.11.2025 14:15 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

Animal psychologists discover crows able to understand transphobic humour. - Opium Tea Researchers at the University of Iowa, having previously established that crows and ravens are able to understand analogical thinking, have taken their findings a step further with the discovery that ...

23.11.2025 04:38 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Opium Tea news: Only 52 lesbians left in wild.

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21.11.2025 12:57 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

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21.11.2025 12:41 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Hungover Suzanne Moore takes delivery of giant pink Indian wedding tent with cotton ceiling. - Opium Tea A hungover and visibly sleep-deprived Suzanne Moore was awakened early this morning to sign for the delivery of a 15 metre wide, pink and white marquee designed for the hosting of traditional Indian w...

21.11.2025 12:48 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Opium Tea news: Dumped by Tunnock's over perjury allegations, LGB Alliance announce new sponsor for 2026 conference.

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21.11.2025 10:28 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Man with orange for a head to sue genie responsible for granting wish - Opium Tea A young British man who had his head replaced with a giant orange as part of a trilogy of wishes granted by a lamp-dwelling genie is suing the Arabian spirit in a historic legal action. He complains t...

21.11.2025 10:25 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Opium Tea news: Graham Linehan found guilty of harassment and criminal damage, sentenced to two years with Rob Schneider.

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21.11.2025 00:21 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 1

Cognitive Scientists Discover Helen Joyce Able to Recognise Reflection. - Opium Tea Helen Joyce has been found to be able to recognise herself in a mirror, passing a test of self-recognition generally only achieved by some humans, apes and bottlenose dolphins. Dr Alexandra MacLennan...

21.11.2025 00:18 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 2

Reduxx co-founders accidentally befriend each other’s paedophile-hunting personas. - Opium Tea Genevieve Gluck and Anna Slatz are the co-founders and chief contributors of Reduxx, a website devoted to trawling the global internet for examples of child sexual abuse that can be attributed to the ...

20.11.2025 19:33 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

‘Giggle’ founder Sall Grover under fire as members’ skull measurements leaked in security breach. - Opium Tea Giggle markets itself as an online space “designed to give girls choice, control and connection”, with no men allowed on the app. The sign-up process involves a biometric scan in which the contours of...

You know who's NOT at the mercy of whatever Cloudfare is? Opium Tea.

18.11.2025 13:24 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Comic strip: Helen Joyce, Intellectual Giant.

Much more of this kind of thing at opiumtea.com.

16.11.2025 15:05 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1

Smirking, gum-chewing Tim Davie very sorry if Lily Cade offended you. - Opium Tea Standing atop an upturned milk-crate during a reluctant, impromptu press conference outside Broadcasting House this morning, BBC Director General Tim Davie, slouching with hands in pockets, gave an of...

From our 2021 archives. Happier times for Tim Davie, when the BBC was still captured by TRAs with the power to silence women by getting a genocidal predator's rants grudgingly removed from an otherwise entirely anecdotal story about anonymous lesbians feeling pressured to sleep with trans women.

16.11.2025 13:59 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Opium Tea news: Allison Bailey granted restraining order against tide.

16.11.2025 07:48 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 2

Harry ‘The Owl’ Miller takes to the skies in ACME rainbow extraction machine. - Opium Tea ‘We Are Fair Cop’ founder and amateur aviation enthusiast Harry “The Owl” Miller has taken to the skies in his latest battle against the politicisation of British aerospace, in an ACME-brand rainbow-e...

Opium Tea: diluting the trans panic with satirical gender fluid at opiumtea.com.

15.11.2025 14:53 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

‘Sex Matters’ enlist James Esses for youth education group ‘Sex With Children’. - Opium Tea An idea first conceived in the aftermath of her Landmark legal victory against Stonewall has finally come to fruition, as feminist trailblazer Maya Forstater has announced the formation of a new organisation dedicated to providing accurate sex-based education for young children in the face of what she described as “relentless pro-trans disinformation”. “Children are being […]

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15.11.2025 08:58 👍 6 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 1

Metro did not breach rules in describing Graham Linehan as a lying transphobic cunt. - Opium Tea The Independent Press Standards Organisation (IPSO) has ruled that Metro did not breach media regulations when it described former comedy writer Graham Linehan as a “Lying Transphobic Cunt”. On 24th M...

Roll up, roll up, get yer anti-terf satire at the new and improved opiumtea.com.

14.11.2025 20:27 👍 31 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 2

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