Allie

little sister is coming to visit this weekend so this may be back on

presently the union is doing nothing to help me or my department because of bureaucracy and red tape so!

i am in a union!

told my boss that i'm too exhausted to work a 6 day work week even with corporate visiting on monday

we'll see if this request becomes a requirement

back to the abused wage slave mindset as my workplace ups me to 6 day work weeks before telling me i only worked 5 days because they forget i worked a day

debating working today....

the trans pride flag

Here is some non-satire for you:

Trans rights forever.

in a shocking twist chat, having therapy and then going to the job i hate was a bad choice

everything sucks and i hate myself but at least my pits are still hairy

I didn't know you were known for accuracy, Jinx

the mind yearns to be self destructive

i guess i should go to a bar

the body yearns for more pool

so we're all praying again right? for the same thing as last time, right?

chat what if i became a femboy again

currently having a legendary crash out today

(it’s probably not asexuality in its clearest definition but i doubt i’ll have much, if any, sex drive for the foreseeable future)

immediately becoming asexual after 1 weekend in seattle was not on my bingo card for this year

didn’t get to top + she insulted the dog bed

truly the L + ratio of nights

siscon sunday cancelled due to my sister being a brat all night

SISCON SATURDAY

soon ™️

for your consideration:

siscon saturday/sunday

finally starting to get better at leaving marks…

might need more practice though ;3

you just hate my creativity

and you'll hate the next joke even more

treating a joke like a gamechanger bit until my friends ban me from making it

(it lasted all of 14 hours)

i feel like the madagascar movies and the penguins of madagascar show really made foot fetish mainstream through mort

it's very accurate too bc the people most into feet are also the most insufferable

porter robinson is the only good femboy

i think i'll share my most cursed tweets here to keep this account alive more since i don't know if i wanna show my ass on here

girls who use ":3" are interested in holding hands on long walks at the park and rough sex

can you really say that with that hard on in your pants

being evil today

evil tuesday