Platypus in Boots

do you have any recommendations?

how 😭😭

my bluesky timeline is so boring

okay the last one was funny, i want more!!

can you do it again bot?

this makes no sense.

is this based on bluesky? you should do it for twitter

don't you like every reply to your tweets??

whats hellthread?

this pic looks like it was taken in the 80s 😮

interesting. so would you say that the feelings associated with human children are different from the ones we have with pets?

i don't think this has much to do with adhd? supposedly if you're into something you can be persistent about it even if you have adhd. i think it's more likely to be depression

wow that sucks for me bc i get blocked a lot

is this true?

yah some gay ppl have a flag in their bio or name

no?? gay ppl online like to flirt

you're a normie passing person online

am i the only one who finds long skinny dogs kinda sexy? not enough to make me horny, but like, you gotta agree this pic is hot in a way

where does this idea that sex/masturbation makes sheets crusty come from?

because i rarely wash my sheets and they never get crusty. the only explanation would be that it's pussy juice that makes them crusty.

you're too much of a pussy to say this about BTS 😤

https://twitter.com/BootsPlatypus/status/1642664682564595717

how did you learn this?

i don't understand what you're trying to say. "forced to be in a chair"?

ahah no i'm currently using the desktop app

i'm liking the jankiness of bluesky. makes it feel less addictive?

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