sunny bozo

I like this dance!
このダンス最の高ですっ☆

WITNESS: He was a middle aged man with a Mustang.

ME (first day as police sketch artist): got it *starts drawing a medieval knight on a horse*

This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

OMG HE'S BACK IN STOCK

Full offense but this is why the epstein files are so triggering to victims.

"Release the files" is just words to yall.

5 seconds later you'll turn around and say a woman who has chosen to play defense for her husband in them for years was "right about everything"

And not even out of love.

"I wish toons were real"
❌defeatist
❌inactionable
❌lacks commitment
❌doesn't inspire change

"Toons are real and I am one"
✅hell yes brother
✅makes any accident or misfortune part of your gag
✅inspires comedy in even the mundane
✅helps justify those complicated feelings you have toward Roger Rabbit

katamari cousin clay and it's haniwa kin 🤎

Dear Bluesky user,

We have determined that the following post you made was both empirically true and also very funny, so have therefore decided to permanently delete your account.

I recently saw a new doctor who, before saying anything else, asked if I'd considered a GLP-1. "It might help take care of this," she said, and reached over and patted my belly.

It was behavior I hadn't experienced in years--the last huge wave being during the popularization of weight loss surgery.

Honestly the only thing anyone needs to know at any age is that anyone who says they have the “answers” to anything I life is 100% full of shit

Staring directly at everyone still using “big back” for the same reason.

A yellow cow with a "fell for it again" as a face". The sun has a smug face. The two cups become a MAGA cap and a Soyjack meme face expressing dismay. The saw & ... stick... have eyeballs and a dismayed mouth. It is labeled "Cow Tools" following the classic Cow Tools cartoon of Gary Larson.

I don't think Fell for it Again Awards is active on here, but their best work:

a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

get weirder 🫵

my feelings atm

Hi, I have diagnosed c-PTSD and this is true and if you suck at tetris, any bright coloured fast game requiring rapid eye movement and decision making will do! it also helps if you witness something triggering and are trying to stave off an episode

It appears that dudes do, in fact, rock

the united states government's almost pathological framing of their violence as liberation is so ghoulish. illegal, deadly, evil airstrikes, a senseless war announced in the middle of the night, and still the framing is "liberation". it's sickening

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

what a crazy night for sam altman to be like "yeah we got that dept of war deal, and there's no moral concerns here"

I remember when i was pretty new to smoking weed i took a hefty bong rip and we went to watch the Behind the Scenes Production for Bambi with friends. And 5 minutes in I was so mad i had to leave the room because everything sounded like this video

Guinness the black cat stands on his blankie, his eyes enormous and round, his pupils dilated.

OH HEY

I NEED ATTENTION

It seems like the majority of people are just looking at the headline and interpreting this as another "whoops! user data got leaked! our bad!"

What was actually exposed was code used in Persona's software. Code showing that this company is doing A LOT MORE THAN CHECKING YOUR AGE.

JEAN-LUC PICARD: Computer, play Hootie [pauses] and the Blowfish

Man Opposing Data Center Arrested for Speaking Slightly Too Long An Oklahoma man tried to talk about a data center coming to his community. Police arrested him when he went a few seconds over his time limit.

america (2026)

www.404media.co/man-opposing...

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I uploaded a thing. See you tomorrow.

decided to check in with my tarot deck on some things which has devolved into me showing it memes