Oh no it was great just as it was. Still in my mind she’s like « I am not living MY truth so it hurts me to see you living yours » 😠

Because it started with a frame of the mom I thought at first it was another non-binary interview 🙊 Hat chick is fierce AF and I also hope she went on to live a beautiful life

quitting my job and abandoning my family to devote myself full time to my passion: unsubscribing from political texts and emails

some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing

Jennifer @JenYetAgain@beige.party in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US. Feb 9, 2026 at 4:35:18PM Boosted by 968: Favourited by 1324:

mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again

I'm GenX. We grew up in an all-print world. We read really fast. So, my Millennial and GenZ peeps, I beg you for the love of Bananarama, please just send me the article and not the TikTok of the dude talking about the article. In Prince's funky name, amen.

Old Sam @pdfmerchant.lol > protean powder > protean vs protein powder difference > accidentally drank protean powder > extra limbs what do > gift of prophecy how monetize December 13, 2024 at 6:29 AM

Perfect gif

Apologies, my friend,
I know in this moment
you are being inundated
with recommendations
for what you can do
to protect yourself
from the dangers ahead,
but please, my friend,
wear a mask,
for their are dangers ahead,
yes, but there are also
dangers around your head.

A downy woodpecker sits on a spruce on a sunny winter day. "Ahh... Febuary" it says. Close up on it correcting "Febrary" then "Febberary..." then finally "Frebrury"

Ferbruary #oldknees

💯. The ego was unbearable. Never meet (or work for) your heroes…

I worked for him and left not respecting him for the reasons Andros mentions. Skeevy is another descriptor I’d use. And not elaborate on at this time.

You’ve done such a good job with these 🌟

Julia Sarda

This. After how she acted toward Bernie, her supposed friend, on stage during that one debate. Ridiculous, immature. And her being a Republican AND claiming minority status in the 80’s/90’s, I really just side eye her in general. She can and does say true things, but I can’t take her seriously.

100%

Indeed

Thank you I was waiting for someone else to speculate on this, that caught my eye immediately

the "great" unknown? counting our chickens a tad early aren't we

N95 Mask With Outline of... @gonebabygone.bsky.social Werner Herzog directing a Maybelline ad: Perhaps she is born with it. What a frightful notion, to be imbued with the fetters of capitalist commodification from birth. It suggests God Himself is a part of our dreadful pattern instead of a refuge from it. June 29, 2024 at 11:31 AM

That wasn't very data driven of you, bro

Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,00 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of congitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day

Evergreen

Literally my first thought

thanks to high speed internet and the near universal acceptance of the Second Screen Experience, your parents can now watch at least 48 hours of cable news every day, enabling them to become less informed about current events than some of the more perceptive dogs

these headlines are one month apart

Ladies and gentlemen…the New York Times!

Maybe the most tiring part about "misinformation studies" and the common understanding of misinformation generally is that basically no one has ever been convinced of something they didn't already at least partially believe after exposure to something incredibly stupid and wrong.

if you'd told me in 1995 that a woman singer-songwriter would believe vaccines magnetized your blood and ham cured measles, i 100% would've picked jewel

I'm in the home stretch. I'm almost to 2025. Then it's just another year to 2026. A few more to 2030. Make my way to 2040, 2050. It's almost over. I'm almost at the finish line. My life is almost over.