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Good ep!!
HAPPY FIRST ANNUAL RIP DAY EVERYONE!! Me and @marcelojpico.com were so excited about Joe Carnahan's new Matt Damon and Ben Affleck corrupt cop film The Rip that we just had to get on mic and record our very first watch of the film live the day it released!!!
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Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!"
Scott Adams: ok *dies*
I read this and then immediately bought the special edition Blu-ray. 8 versions of the movie and 2 and 1/2 hours of outtakes?? sold
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Thinking about the end of Alex Garland’s Civil War for no reason at all
It is going to happen this year. You know what I mean. God’s will. Naturally of course. No need to come knocking on my door. I’m chilling at home and I’ll be chilling at home when it happens. Before I go running out into the streets that is. Shaking the mailman’s hand. Kissing nurses and shit. All of a sudden there’s a drumline and a mariachi band and breakdancers and fuckin… David Guetta is DJing on a rooftop if David Guetta is still alive. Maybe we’ll even get to watch it live on TV. The first flicker that something is really wrong. Slowing it down and rewinding it after like when Lisa broke Ralph’s heart. The realization in his eyes. The first single moment of self awareness in 80 years. Like a flailing panicked deer you’ve crashed your car into on the side of a snowy mountain pass. The eyes fluttering back and forth. Surely this can’t have been it. Perhaps a brief bargaining with God. God saying he’s going to pass on the deal. I do not agree with your terms sir. It’s gonna be like the Will Smith Summertime video out there. Everywhere. We’re all going to get fired from our jobs for posting. 100% unemployment. One good day.
A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
I'm back here because Twitter forced me out and made me delete this perfectly fine post
what a bunch of tossers
HEADS UP: The owner of YIPEE-KAI YAI MOVIEGOER, who is releasing a bunch of Albert Pyun films, has angrily called and threatened someone who criticized one of their releases for using AI.
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I'm like a bad take vampire yes
well well well look who came crawling back
A new season of the musical theater-to-film adaptations podcast I co-host and record with my partner in the dining room of our house just started with Season 2, Episode 1 - Jersey Boys!
Elise Poston and I visited the Criterion Closet (mobile version) during SXSW this year. Here's the video of that finally www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p7a...
Video tomorrow
Forget the louvre heist
rushing to tell my life partner to buy a ticket for herself to see Sentimental Value a week early at a screening I can't attend
Now Screaming:
Over on the @talkfilmsociety.com Patreon, @junkblader.bsky.social and I have started a new commentary series! It's George P. Romero's Month of the Zombentaries! We're doing a bunch of zombie movie commentaries. Night of the Living Dead '68 and Dawn of the Dead '78 are up now.
The Departed is great
we're back baby
Bluesky, last time I used it, was not as fun as Twitter. Let's see if it got any more fun
They call him The Grabber
A legendary run as of late
