The owner of my gym does youth training sessions for kids in sports, and this 9-10yo kid was watching me in the gym and started copying what I was doing.
New motivation to stay fit unlocked.
How does William Regal’s kid look more like “Pro Wrestling Jeremy Allen White” than White did in “The Iron Claw”?
The idea of The Brothers Of Destruction was that Kane & The Undertaker were half-brothers, sharing a mother but Kane’s father was Paul Bearer and Undertaker had a different father.
That lady must have been an absolute unit.
The more I think about it the more David Bowie may have been our reality’s MCU-style Anchor Being
“F1 Driver Championship Points Leader George Russell” is going to be fucking insufferable
First it was “Baby Yoda,” now it’s “Fuckable Jabba.” What a world
This is probably me being a silly bitch who doesn’t know what months work but it seems weird we’re getting Friday The 13ths 2 months in a row
I ordered some teeth whitening stuff online and they sent me my order twice. My teeth are blessed.
I think I’m finally achieving my long term fitness goal of looking jacked even when I’m wearing a sweater
Sometimes Wingstop hits like a motherfucker
Micro USB is the most blue-collar of all the connection ports.
Textbook: *Describes lactic acidosis*
Me: “So like when Goku pushed the Kaio-Ken technique beyond his body’s limits and his body started to break down?”
John Popper could (and I imagine still can) play a harmonica like a motherfucker.
Part of the reason for that is John Popper is a motherfucker.
A president saying “I can do what I want, I can destroy the country” should be grounds for immediate removal from office and treason charges and the fact that it isn’t proves how broken our country is
People always say it’s not realistic that people would be fooled by Superman disguising himself as Clark Kent, but if you walked past Dolly Parton in her civilian clothes in a grocery store or w/e you’d never know.
The USA Women’s Hockey team scoring a goal and the arena playing the FREEBIRD solo is fuckin tight
I was trying to find a photo to illustrate, but it seems not to exist on Google Street View, which is exactly why it’s a perfect Crime Garage
If they ever made a Grand Theft Auto game set in a Pittsburgh-inspired city there’d absolutely be a mission where you were stashing cars in that standalone garage on Bigelow Blvd
Drawn from real-life experience 45 minutes ago
Schrodinger’s Eggs: You are simultaneously making an omelette and a scramble until the time comes to flip it
This is partially because I’ve been laying off weed for the last week-plus. I was waking up smoking and going to bed smoking and I needed to get it under control.
Been struggling to sleep consistently through the night recently and I’ve been slowly building up sleeping longer and longer. Last night I got six hours for the first time in a while. 7-8 sounds like heaven and I want to get back there
Tuning in while driving home from a dogshit singles mixer lmao
Went to a singles mixer tonight. It sucked.
The only people still trying to use Twitter constructively are journalists, sort of like LinkedIn and ppl with Fake Email Jobs
Crazy that System Of A Down’s TOXICITY was my favorite album when I was 13 and it’s just gotten more and more relevant ever since then.
Israel has never behaved as an ally to the United States. At best they’re a findom, taking as much money as we’ll give them and abusing and mocking us for the pleasure
As a Fellow Short he’s the only person I’ll specifically roast for being 5’8”.
Kash Patel is 45 with a 27 year old girlfriend and that’s one of the least worrying things about him
You could fit the balls of everybody who works in DHS into a thimble.
