Hybrid mana's strongest soldier

sorry I halfway locked in which resulted in writing a sex scene which resulted in Asexuality Brainworms

graphic design shitpost: Stick figure of human leg with the knee labeled "monetizable knee"; stick figure of digitigrade leg, with the knee labeled "uncouth zoophile knee"; text: Ankle unrelated, "we are very smart" - payment processors. Separate graphic on other half - illustration of a doggy, text: Woof woof! I am a representational, animal-shaped character! A hot one, some might say. People are often attracted to me, which make sense - I am depicted with human-like behaviors, and am often drawn as a representation of idealized or exaggerated human experiences. I'm not just a talking dog - I can be a representation of the artist's aspiration to be more playful, more confident - or of something they already love about themselves. Animal-shaped characters have been a part of human expression as long as we have made art - and that tradition will outlive the powers which seek to control and divide us today. Er, grr bark, I mean.

Re: SubscribeStar banning sexual content with characters that don't have "human-like knee orientation" fsjdkldbh

Tried to shitpost and got carried away lol
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Angel feather is like the ones from alpha you needed to pay for

Same, but I really doubt it

I would simply make them typeless on both sides

Day 206!

Last day of @gremlin.world memes, drink it in! Make Goblin King noble, ferda!

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
#mtg

Real fun commander till you need to dig for a land drop

winning magic gathering is actually so easy? you just have to wear skimpy clothes and say stuff like "you activated my trap card" and "you will run out of life point and be cast to the shadow realm" and "why isn't this more like hearthstone" until she shoves her dick in your mouth to shut you up?

Operation Epstein files

Jewish person here, that isn't fucking true at all, grow a spine

It's a Pinocchio metaphor why would it be antisemitic? Israel doesn't represent Jewish people and it isn't antisemitic to criticize Israel

Something is definitely wrong with Thomas for sure

Cake

Don't blame deer for frolicking in the road, shit probably feels good as fuck on the bottom of your hooves

I am not a cat person, but this has me in tears! 🤣🤣🤣

very cool and not totally not θΔ

I'm SO mad, I got kidnapped by evil scientists and put in the evil science facility where they give you psychic powers and wings and stuff but I was in the control group so nothing happened

keep cooking

I don't follow what's wrong with following protocal making sure you are safe

I just noticed it didn't

If a girl asks "do you want a bite" then you've gotta chomp on her! On her neck or arm or inner thigh! Wherever you can get at! You've just gotta!

She may be holding out a piece of food! Don't let it distract you! You can chomp on it later once you're done with her!

THALIA I AN OPEN SUIT JACKET THALIA IN AN OPEN SUIT JACKET THALIA IN AN OPEN SUIT JACKET

Funny thing about these Japanese packs is they are all messed up and you can see through them!

Spam

thinking about a domme who makes you keep the tcg collection meticulously sorted, has you build and sleeve all her decks, handwrite her decklists, and then follow behind her politely at tournaments, providing snacks and an outlet for bad beats stories. you do not get to play.

My deckbuilding organ has atrophied :(

This would fix my manic episode

I can accept that it gets results though.

Do you have a harder time winning after they see the deck though? I find it's kind of one trick

It really doesn't work well in edh you may as well go big mana

The skyblinder staff is in the supplement which I adore in mtg