Unkle Yuk ❌👑 (@unkleyuk07)

UFC Fighters to Train FBI Agents in ‘Historic Seminar’ This Week: We’ll ‘Be Even Better Prepared to Protect the American People,’ Kash Patel Says UFC fighters will head to Quantico, Va. this week to train FBI agents and students in what FBI director Kash Patel is calling a "historic seminar."

IDIOCRACY wasn't this dumb.

variety.com/2026/politic...

12.03.2026 18:14 👍 548 🔁 133 💬 71 📌 24

I bet a European Swallow could carry the oil drum.

It could grab it by husk.

12.03.2026 18:27 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I see your eagles, and raise you the Celestial Temple

12.03.2026 19:43 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

can this be a solution?

12.03.2026 17:54 👍 3103 🔁 548 💬 38 📌 43

New euphemism for lying through their fucking teeth just dropped.

12.03.2026 19:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All the Democrats had to do was crib from the playbook the GOP used against Clinton, Obama, Biden. Instead they’ve been accommodationists to a fault. Sure they’re not fascists like the right, but they’re soft on fascism.

12.03.2026 00:41 👍 713 🔁 72 💬 21 📌 9

Democrats are on the path to winning this year, but it is by default. The party has done a horrific job on politics from almost the minute Trump was defeated in 2020. So, sure, they are winning right now — but it’s because we have no other choices. Not exactly a ringing endorsement.

12.03.2026 00:38 👍 2575 🔁 351 💬 113 📌 66

fave part of Bam's 83 is that Lakers fans are suffering

11.03.2026 13:30 👍 41 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

Every single parent of an nba official should feel shame at the failures they created.

11.03.2026 04:24 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

Greed. Pure evil greed. Money over the welfare of constituents

This republican is currently running unopposed for district 26B in Minnesota.

Run for something even local. Kick these assclowns to the curb

11.03.2026 04:13 👍 196 🔁 85 💬 15 📌 8

If I were an NBA referee my dad would probably lie and just tell people I was in jail

11.03.2026 04:27 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 1

11.03.2026 04:30 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah really leaning into it

11.03.2026 04:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

kinda mad that no one let bam adebayo know that he was only 1 missed 3 pointer away from the single game missed-3s record (and only 2 away from the most 3s attempted record). could've easily made a historic night even dumber

11.03.2026 04:06 👍 209 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 1

Yep that’s a Ford Taurus sedan with truck nutz

10.03.2026 19:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s wild. I noticed the same.

10.03.2026 05:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Really?

10.03.2026 05:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not soon enough

10.03.2026 04:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hannibal Lecter, not “LectEr”

10.03.2026 04:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

stop embarrassing the blazers you weird fucker

10.03.2026 03:50 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Burner has entered the chat

10.03.2026 04:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Remember when everyone was losing control of their limbs from the COVID vaccine? I miss that.

10.03.2026 04:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Need

10.03.2026 04:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We are reaching levels of Bluesky never seen before.

10.03.2026 02:44 👍 236 🔁 2 💬 15 📌 1

God bless u

10.03.2026 04:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Late stage peak

10.03.2026 04:02 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I haven’t had this shot of sweet internet endorphins since leaving Twitter. This is the best stupidest thread I think I’ve witnessed on BlueSky

10.03.2026 04:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Prediction: Whichever party eliminates daylight savings time will win every election from now until the end of time

10.03.2026 03:46 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

10.03.2026 03:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And quite possibly the worst band name of all time

10.03.2026 03:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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