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Is this the correct use of the word collateral?

Alan Sugar is a cunt.

Or is it… ?

This sounds like classic female logic.

You forgot to mention the younger generation who can’t be bothered to vote cus “they’re all the same”. They (you?) are as much to blame as those OAP’s you mentioned.

You sound like a real bore. Like a cyclist, but fatter.

Given the amount of Fess’s about cock and balls on flip boards, I’m amazed you found any blank sheets.

Or just make it legal. Sure, a few peeps will die, but pubs will get a new lease of life.

Sorry, what?

Every time I fly I take a bag of nuts and eat them regardless. It’s just a little win against those with stupid allergies.

Are you talking about bras either extra padding, or regularly padded bras that are really really dumb?

Wankingbto porn doesn’t make you obese and a drain on the NHS though.

As you say, it was a generic term. Dos wasn’t from Pakistan.

But please, let’s not go down the “P word” on this one. It’s fucking insane that some words are so bad you can’t even use them in context. They are just words.

If that is true, you’re a really shit coder!

I mean, summit breaking cus of a ‘ instead of a “, or a : instead of a ;, sure, easily to do. But if it’s colour not color that is breaking your shit you need to rethink your career choices.

I’m not really a coder, but I never fall over on that one.

This might come as a shock to younger generations, but back in the 70’s, even 80’s, we were all racist. My local “Paki” shop was ran by Dos. We called it the “Paki” shop openly, even to Dos. There was no ill intent, we were just unthinking idiots. Fortunately most of realised and stopped.

So it’s essentially “buy me nice things or I’m leaving you”?

You know there’s a name for this, right?

And I know, I’m assuming it’s a nice bag, whereas in reality I suspect it gold coloured, with garish logos and a fake gold chain for the strap. That seems to be the go-to for this type.

I once came out of a pub to find my 2CV tied up in a tree. Not tied to a tree. Winched up and tied to the top of a fucking tree.

It was quite funny. But tht cost of getting it down without damage wasn’t.

It was 1986.

This made me laugh. I’m a web designer. I’m not in IT. (I do know what hex codes for colours are though).

Interesting fact: Audi’s don’t have indicators.

Dogs have masters. Cats have servants.

It’s a cat. So yes, it’s an arsehole. And yes, it hates you.

If cats could vote, they’d definitely vote Reform.

Should have submitted that as an opinion.

He’d have built them a nice cabinet. Cus I’d say it’s about the only true thing about him. Ya know, being a carpenter. Although I suspect he was really only a joiner. So he’d maybe just have hung a few doors for ya.

To be fair, you also talk about a made up man in the sky who fathered himself with a virgin. So on balance, not listening to you is for the best. Even if a few Refomers slip past.

Same in most sports. Athletes with personalities are harder to manage/mold so tend not to get the backing. Can’t have someone with a personality representing the brand and saying/doing the wrong thing.

Bring back George Best.

Fucking weirdo.

Speed limit not a target? Try telling test inspectors that.

Recently took my motorbike test (got my car licence in the ‘80’s).

He marked me down for doing 34 in a 40 zone. I threw that at him, he laughed. I shouted. We eventually agreed to disagree. Thankfully still passed.

The fact you washed it first proves you’re a Vinted newbie.

How is this fess any different to “I breathe regularly”. Everyone does, as does everyone organise their cutlery FKS.

If your favourite celebrity does turn out to be an establishment posho, should they stop being your favourite posho?

Only asking so I can keep up with the latest rules.

Dear gamers. Stop buying games that are not like the ad.

Sorted.