Adriana Cloud

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Calling all writers, poets, journalers—I'm hosting a series of writing workshops where we'll use hypnotic trance to tap into an altered state of consciousness to bypass the inner critic and play!

🌀Guided hypnosis and free-writing—what's not to love? 🌀Join me:
www.adrianacloud.com/writing-work...

Become a jamón expert at our Ham School

TIRED: “learn to code!”
WIRED:

Today would be an utterly insane day to pull out the box of mince pies I have in the freezer 🔥🥵🫠 And yet, I admit I am tempted…

I’ve seen lots of nonsense since Mamdani’s primary victory but the most irritating thread is people claiming they will leave NY if he is mayor. First of all,
Go! It’s fine. It’s FINE. Go swelter in FL or wherever. No one cares. And secondly shut up. You’re lying. You aren’t going anywhere.

This is the future liberals want! At least this liberal right here 🙋‍♀️

Bill Clinton please endorse my enemies

Amazing example of "everyone has something they can do."

You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country

illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president

Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.

And the week is still so young 😂

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

Oh I love it!!! Right up my alley. Thank you for sharing! ❤️

Congratulations! Yay 3 years!!❣️🎉

I admire your optimism! 😂 I was not that brave.

Nut mix from M&S described as follows: YOU'RE OUT OF THIS WORLD A MUNCH MIX OF HOT HONEY, SPICY SALSA AND NACHO CHEESE FLAVOUR NUTS AND NIBBLES

What in the everloving f*ck.

May is an R month when you live in England.

NYT headline: “Kennedy Advises New Parents to ‘Do Your Own Research’ on Vaccines” Subheader: “In an interview with Dr. Phil, the health secretary offered false information about vaccine oversight and revealed a lack of basic understanding of new drug approvals.”

“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?”
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic

Which ring of hell is this??? Fascinating stuff. Just all out incoherence now.

going to eat french fries with cheese and possibly with gravy in solidarity

Carly, you made my day! ❤️ Thank you so much for thinking of me and for celebrating so specifically! 🤗 I hope you know I admire your gorgeous hair too! 💜

Thanks, lovely! Hope you’re well!! Xxx 🥰❤️

Thank you!!

Oh yes we do! Happy birthday, gorgeous! ❤️

Thanks, lovely! Xx

You could celebrate by checking out my podcast open.spotify.com/show/4RxOL5l...

It’s my birthday, how are you celebrating?

The Adriana Cloud Coffee Theorem: on any given day, (sleep hours) + (coffees) must ≥ 8.

Podcast cover image: the text reads “HOW TO DRINK LESS with Adriana Cloud.” It’s white text on a red background on the left, and a photo of me on the right.

In my other life, I help people to quit drinking or cut back on drinking. And today I launched my podcast, HOW TO DRINK LESS. Give it a listen or share with someone who might be interested! open.spotify.com/show/4RxOL5l...