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oh i see! i guess i’ve never heard of anyone waiting for it to fall out, i mostly just hear u should wait a couple days before shaving so u don’t further irritate the skin

wow, three weeks sounds so long! i’ve usually heard of people waiting like 2 or 3 days. is your laser place really conservative?

posting something erotic online isn’t even really “acting out” though, is it? the phrase “acting out” implies, like, a sort of transgression-as-childish-desperation-for-attention, but most people who post erotic stuff online just do it because it’s fun and makes them (and their friends) happy

petition to make drive to survive show us the omorashi training montages. we know they exist. those cars cost a thousand dollars and the guys are NOT allowed to pee in them. it’s a joyful part of the sport and we should be allowed to celebrate it

the atrophy from masseter botox & the conditioning from repeatedly sucking dick for an hour straight are honing my humble mandible into a lethally hyperlight machine. in the future they’re tiling my little mouths into delicate weaponscapes, smooth reciprocating plains of endurant force

<3 that just seems like such a vindictive thing to say :(

Guy about to shoot a baby: any first words

I know things are hard rn but you gotta keep hop-hop-hopping around looking for your apple mom. I promise you someday you can goes to a fairy, a real one, with legs. she will blows air on you and you can fly. there is someone out there that needs to hear you say I love you twenty-sixty times.

absolutely right

being an autist who caught the skincare brainworms means constantly having to prevent myself from rambling about various retinoic acid receptors even though it’s really interesting because it’s also EVIL and i don’t want my friends to ever have to think about a face in their lifetimes

i've been watching Drive to Survive and every time Bottas appears i'm like "oh god he looks so sad, i'm so scared for him ;_;" and my friend has to remind me "no it's okay he's just Finnish"

flaming topiary; agape apologia; snuffbait chuuni hagiography; allopregnanolated poemprose; manna for animals who have considered political autoimmolation; blood; cries for cries for help

Tom Cruise as Vincent the killer, seen through a blur of clear plastic, eyes glittering in horrific recognition of the preciousness of his own fragile connection to the world

my entire artistic career consists of trying to do with words what they did with the coyote scene in Collateral

seeing all the sport creatures try to gaykiss as touchdown treat but their muzzles keep colliding ;_;

‧⁺◟( ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ ·̫ ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀ )

luckily the vibes remain abominable

whenever i try to write something that's just pure wretched vibes — no themes or subtext, just atmospheric misery & violent catharsis — it turns into an elaborately earnest paean to love. romantic, familial, platonic, agape, whatever's at hand. every time. i can't stop! it's all i'm made of!!!

it’s so cold that for the past few nights i’ve been double-blanketing and tucking in the cats and dog where i find them on the couches as they look up at me so pitifully like this

彡(̥ ̥এ́ ̼ এ̥̀)̥̥彡(̥ ̥এ́ ̼ এ̥̀)̥̥彡(̥ ̥এ́ ̼ এ̥̀)̥̥彡

guy who thinks “in high dudgeon” is like “in heat” but even more horny

gork explain this thread

a guy labeled “MARCO, MALE COMEDIAN, LOS ANGELES, CA”

was watching a dating show with my friend last night and we fucking died when they put this guy’s profession on the screen

zolpidem-loopy (zolpy) 4AM foggy riverwalk & sleepover-candor phone call with a friend who’s nightdriving to maryland for the hypnokink con (only hearing 1 of 3 syllables over growling asphalt) goes hard. i recommend this specific arrangement of time and matter to you all

to publicly call a trans woman's artistic choices "porn-brained" — something otherwise, in my experience, done exclusively by nazis and TERFs — seems especially ill-considered. i'm sure that invoking those politics wasn't the intent, but it seems like a mean and thoughtless thing to say nonetheless

this is gorgeous! i love the contrast between the sorta mottled, highly dimensional texture on the faces of the mirrors(?) and all the flatness elsewhere

thank you!! ^-^

The thing about the laggy round timer is true, by the way!! You can watch the match on youtube. (Then look up that Musumeci interview where he talks about breaking Ganturmur’s leg in four places—he has a beautiful speaking voice.)

Despite having been irreligious for decades now, I still find myself inventing fucked up little guys for god to be. I like imagining It, maybe narcissistically, as some well-meaning but naive and easily abused factotum—flush with caring, bad at distributive logistics.

Ever been gay or something? Ever gotten dislodged from the objective sightline, newly adrift in the frigidity of the possibility for actual love? I repeat myself.

No Love Can Keep You Kept: 600 words of ecstatic weird horror, live on ergot. Start the year right.

Tomorrow on ergot. watching a new match with Palimrya Cannonglass @ptero.org

after playing Splinter Cell as a teenager i taught myself how to Sneak and ever since then it’s been a hobby of mine to sneak up on my friends and family and startle them in creative ways. they mercifully tolerate my stealth antics 🥲