Saffron & Her Majestic Floof

Color photograph. A black and white mama cat is surrounded by four two-week old kittens. Two of the kittens are white, one is black and the other is a gray and black tabby. They are attempting to nurse from the mama at the popular milk bar. The mama looks up at the camera as if asking what the photographer is doing and making sure this is a good angle for the intro photo and post.

Milk Bar Tessa is currently very busy.
Today’s customers include:
- Two tiny marshmallows
- One mini void
- One itty-bitty tabby
Only been open for two weeks and already the customers refuse to leave.

#cats #BlueskyCats #gato #adoptdontshop #fosterkittens #DMV #adoptme

POSSIBLE NEW IDIOMS:

sharpen the zig, sharpen the zag

staircase full of petticoat fluffers

chest like a pillow & a face like a wolf

& THAT’S a Bratislava goodbye

one eye on the flapjacks, one eye on the bellhop

g-g-g-g-g-gong it!

blah blah blah & your zipper’s undone

Julius your Caesar 😉

There are four plus a mama.

Color photograph. A black and white mama cat is surrounded by four two-week old kittens. Two of the kittens are white, one is black and the other is a gray and black tabby. They are attempting to nurse from the mama at the popular milk bar. The mama looks up at the camera as if asking what the photographer is doing and making sure this is a good angle for the intro photo and post.

Milk Bar Tessa is currently very busy.
Today’s customers include:
- Two tiny marshmallows
- One mini void
- One itty-bitty tabby
Only been open for two weeks and already the customers refuse to leave.

#cats #BlueskyCats #gato #adoptdontshop #fosterkittens #DMV #adoptme

Color photograph. A black and white kitten is perched on a brown dresser and leaning towards the camera. You can see her tail in the background as if sprouting from her head and between her ears.

That’s definitely not a secret antenna I’m using to pick up important transmissions like

‘Treat bags opening…’
‘Pets and cuddles imminent…’
‘Playmates ready for zoomies…’

#cats #BlueskyCats #gato #CatsOfBluesky

Color photograph. A black and white kitten is perched on a brown dresser and leaning towards the camera. You can see her tail in the background as if sprouting from her head and between her ears.

That’s definitely not a secret antenna I’m using to pick up important transmissions like

‘Treat bags opening…’
‘Pets and cuddles imminent…’
‘Playmates ready for zoomies…’

#cats #BlueskyCats #gato #CatsOfBluesky

Color photograph. A long haired tan and black tabby cat with cerulean eyes looks off to her right, white whiskers standing out in contrast. She sits atop a red box and you can see a gray cat sitting atop a box in the background and out of focus.

“I heard there are new foster kittens in town. Like, literally heard it. Those kids need to learn to keep it down at night!”

#cats #BlueskyCats #gato #CatsOfBluesky

They are so unusual and expressive!

Color photograph. A long haired tan and black tabby cat with cerulean eyes looks off to her right, white whiskers standing out in contrast. She sits atop a red box and you can see a gray cat sitting atop a box in the background and out of focus.

“I heard there are new foster kittens in town. Like, literally heard it. Those kids need to learn to keep it down at night!”

#cats #BlueskyCats #gato #CatsOfBluesky

Color photograph. A black and white kitten lays back on a floral comforter and has her belly rubbed by a white hand wearing a pink and black hand brace. She looks up in mild surprise, perhaps because she has learned that new playmates arrive today as part of a new litter of foster babies.

“Did someone say new foster babies arrive today?!
Excellent. I will greet them personally… right after this very important belly rub concludes.
A good leader must stay relaxed, approachable, and prepared for zoomies.”

#cats #BlueskyCats #gato #CatsOfBluesky

To whoever it was that rubbed a balloon on this duck’s head- Not Cool.

(Alt for photo - it’s a beautiful little duck with very spiky head feathers)

Oh my goodness! Yes they could!!! What a cutie!

Color photograph. A black and white kitten lays back on a floral comforter and has her belly rubbed by a white hand wearing a pink and black hand brace. She looks up in mild surprise, perhaps because she has learned that new playmates arrive today as part of a new litter of foster babies.

“Did someone say new foster babies arrive today?!
Excellent. I will greet them personally… right after this very important belly rub concludes.
A good leader must stay relaxed, approachable, and prepared for zoomies.”

#cats #BlueskyCats #gato #CatsOfBluesky

Color photograph. A long haired tan and black tabby kitten with cerulean eyes is perched atop a brown and black container. She sits in the screened patio and you can see the snow in the background. Her eyes are wide and alert, perhaps because she has just heard the news that new foster babies are arriving tomorrow.

When you’ve just been informed that new foster babies arrive tomorrow.

#cats #BlueskyCats #gato #CatsOfBluesky #Caturday

Airplane ears?! 😂

Black & white photo of a concrete side of a somewhat dilapidated building that has graffiti written with spray paint. The graffiti reads “Time doesn’t exist Clicks exist.”

A small white cat with tabby patches lying on a bed making biscuits on a persons leg.

A small white cat with a brown tabby patch on his head looking up at you from his soft bed. He’s holding his catnip turtle.

A small white cat with a brown tabby patch on his head and a brown tabby tail lying in his soft bed.

A small white cat with a brown tabby patch on his head sleeping on a bed. You can see his pink and brown tie beans.

Hey Baton Rouge and New Orleans folks, I think we’re ready to start looking for a home for Patches. He’s a sweet little guy, neutered, got his rabies and FeLV shots, and he’s a big fan of inside life. He’s FIV+, but I think he can be integrated with FIV- cats with training and supervision.

We are excited and eager to welcome them to their temporary home soon.

I can’t imagine why. The new babies are only two weeks old and come with a mama.

Is it fitting that it resembles the Doomsday Clock’s minutes to midnight?

They are surprised by the notion of new fur babies. She thought there was more time before new intruders arrived.

Color photograph. A long haired tan and black tabby kitten with cerulean eyes is perched atop a brown and black container. She sits in the screened patio and you can see the snow in the background. Her eyes are wide and alert, perhaps because she has just heard the news that new foster babies are arriving tomorrow.

When you’ve just been informed that new foster babies arrive tomorrow.

#cats #BlueskyCats #gato #CatsOfBluesky #Caturday

Color photograph. A long haired tan and black tabby kitten with cerulean eyes is perched atop a tan colored platform on a cat tree. She looks absolutely peaceful and has her face stretched a bit towards the camera as if to get closer. The photo has a very soft focus.

“Come closer…closer… I have a story to tell you.
It begins with a brave and majestic floof, a mysterious red dot, and a battle for the ages…”

#cats #BlueskyCats #gato #CatsOfBluesky

Just looking out for the human.

She does have that effect on people.

Color photograph. A long haired tan and black tabby kitten with cerulean eyes is perched atop a tan colored platform on a cat tree. She looks absolutely peaceful and has her face stretched a bit towards the camera as if to get closer. The photo has a very soft focus.

“Come closer…closer… I have a story to tell you.
It begins with a brave and majestic floof, a mysterious red dot, and a battle for the ages…”

#cats #BlueskyCats #gato #CatsOfBluesky

Color photograph. A black and white kitten, with her face a mix of both colors, sits calmly atop a tan colored platform and looks calmly at the camera.

Perfectly balanced between good decisions and chaos like a tiny furry yin-yang.

#cats #BlueskyCats #gato #CatsOfBluesky

Color photograph. A black and white kitten, with her face a mix of both colors, sits calmly atop a tan colored platform and looks calmly at the camera.

Perfectly balanced between good decisions and chaos like a tiny furry yin-yang.

#cats #BlueskyCats #gato #CatsOfBluesky

Who wants to tell him?

Color photograph. A long haired tan and black tabby cat grabs onto a scratching post, rotated 90 degrees to her side so it looks a bit like she is suspended. A white fuzzy ball hangs from the cat tree platform and the bright spring day shines through the window in the background. She looks playful like perhaps she is practicing her acrobatic number.

“Welcome to Cirque du Saffron.” 🎪
Today’s featured act: The Gravity-Defying Floof.
Bonito flakes needed for admission.

#cats #BlueskyCats #gato #CatsOfBluesky