A puppy sees the viewer from across the room, an exclamation point above its head
The puppy runs over shouting hey hey hey
The puppy howls hey you cutie!
The puppy smiles with a little heart in a bubble
It feels genuinely impossible to describe to anyone who doesn't have autism-ADHD complex just how destructive having An Appointment is to my ability to do anything useful
my Fallout Few Vegas phase has returned and I have thankfully had the forethought to let my pc do all the LODgen while im at work so I dont have to sit there like gendo staring at the program for an hour
no hot squid balloon... terrible world to live in
let me tell you boys something about women
absolutenutcase comics are strokes of artistic and comedic genius. I think about "bro you have FLOODED my kingdom" so much
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BANDCAMP FRIDAY
buy my album "oil"
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OMG HE'S BACK IN STOCK
tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher" "You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this? Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times" sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"
got a chin like tbe clueless guy too which is awesome
deep rock galactic got some FREAKS in the mission control department...
requiem for vanished birdsong
i chief that red vein datura out of pharaoh akhenaten's electrum plated dab nail. when i wake up in the morning i won't even leave the bed to shit before i get a chance to suck fumes and scheme death
true knawledge
me, the logistician of the weirdly racist emperor's army, trying to stop him from gutting our cavalry corps
taurs are so important
i copped a minus gram of sticky quantum dogshit off my side bitch who works for Majic-12. snuck that shit into a history museum to wrap it in the world's first tampon, but the waveform collapsed up my asshole. I smoked that shit anyway. I answer to hungers beyond your power to name
i'm smoking that sputnik surplus dog poison OG through unofficial channels. shit got me blasting diarrhea swagger style like apollo 11. tell houston i've never had a problem in my life
taking doc hammer hostage and forcing him to make an episode of the venture bros where rusty watches I Saw TV Glow
THE PROPHECY
