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Some of the problem here is that the stuff at TV Centre is a bit too posh for me.

Westfield so nearly works, but it’s just a tiny bit too far away to walk there, eat, and get back on a lunch break. But as I’n operational, maybe I have more problems there than most people?

10.03.2026 11:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What was that bar which closed there? W12?

It really feels like a management issue at White City Place. If I was working there I’d be asking serious questions about why they can’t retain anything.

10.03.2026 11:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

(This is why I when everyone was going on about it being amazing to work from home, I got a little sulky, because some people were acting like if you pointed out any downsides, you were on the side of the ultra-rich. But for people who HAVE to be on-site, it really has hurt some things.)

10.03.2026 11:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sadly not. Dumped due to coronavirus making it apparently uneconomic.

I believe ITV have something on their floor, but it’s only for ITV staff.

10.03.2026 11:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah, it’s kinda weird that my best bet for food at lunchtime is to order food to be delivered.

10.03.2026 11:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

(Coco Di Mama is great, to be fair, their breakfast baguette keeps me going all day.)

10.03.2026 11:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I honestly would love there to be something like a Pizza Express or a Nando’s at White City Place. Somewhere not extortionate, and where you get enough food to see you through the day, not “small plates” nonsense.

10.03.2026 11:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I see Dear Grace has closed at White City, continuing the generally dreadful record of restaurants and bars there. At least they lasted longer than most.

They often seemed very busy, so you have to wonder what the problem is. Rent? Or just not busy enough?

10.03.2026 11:07 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Hard to believe it’s 35 years since the deregulation of the TV listings

09.03.2026 21:27 👍 71 🔁 18 💬 5 📌 3

If it helps, I hate all of them and everyone on them

10.03.2026 10:20 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Said this before, but Arthur Askey's first TV appearance was on Baird's experimental transmissions and his last was on Channel Four

09.03.2026 17:32 👍 88 🔁 23 💬 3 📌 4

I struggle quite a lot with titles, and once you add rules against obnoxious clickbait, it gets even more difficult.

I often resort to quotes, and I’m not sure that always works.

09.03.2026 17:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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#OnThisDay 9 March 1988
CUT COSTS - OR ITV WILL GO BANKRUPT
ITV must cut its costs or face bankruptcy if it is to survive in the new world of multi-channel television, according to a report today . . . Local ITV programmes are more expensive than any other type of programme . . .

09.03.2026 16:55 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

Point of order: all the above is not about terrible clickbait YouTube videos. I wouldn’t waste my time railing against those.

It’s about how GOOD stuff people have recommended to me also uses those tropes, and how off-putting it is.

09.03.2026 16:53 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

But that’s why you’ll often see me deliberately undercutting or underselling things in my writing, unless it’s a genuinely big revelation (which I do manage occasionally).

I just have an allergic reaction to all this. It doesn’t help sell my work, of course. Oh well.

09.03.2026 16:37 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

One thing I worry about quite a lot when writing is patronising the reader. Portraying a very obvious thing as some big revelation, for instance.

This is something YouTube clickbait seems to do all the time, and I’ve never understood the appeal. Don’t act like I’m stupid!

09.03.2026 16:35 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

In short, everybody should do what I do, call their work “The Mary Tyler Moore Show: Prod. #7001”, and then get zero hits.

09.03.2026 16:29 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Worse though, is the video’s title: “Why this Movie from 1952 is STILL so Important Today”.

Like… I don’t need convincing of that. At all. So even though I’m sure the video says loads of things that I don’t know, it sets me off on the wrong foot immediately. It is the opposite of appealing.

09.03.2026 16:29 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The thumbnail has the phrase IT CHANGED SPIELBERG in large letters, and I entirely understand that YouTube clickbait works and more people will click than not click because of it, but I just find it immensely irritating.

09.03.2026 16:29 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Been recommended what I’m sure is an excellent video that is well worth my time, but the I find the thumbnail and title so irritating that I struggle to bring myself to watch it.

09.03.2026 16:29 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Sex World • Journal • A Letterboxd Magazine A curated selection of adult films comes to Letterboxd, along with a new opt-in feature to see associated diary entries and reviews.

Letterboxd itself has been more welcoming of adult content since a policy change a few years ago that one must opt into. I think the themes and nanogenres are provided by a third party service, so they're not directly responsible in this case, but it's a good point

letterboxd.com/journal/sex-...

09.03.2026 10:58 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I do understand why services are terrified of becoming too associated with pornography, but ignoring entire harmless categories is a bit silly.

09.03.2026 10:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Top themes: Horror, The Undead And Monster Classics
Creepy, Chilling, And Terrifying Horror
Crime, Drugs And Gangsters

Top themes: Horror, The Undead And Monster Classics Creepy, Chilling, And Terrifying Horror Crime, Drugs And Gangsters

Top Nanogenres: Gory, Sinister, Gothic
Chilling, Gothic, Menace
Eerie, Horrific, Menace

Top Nanogenres: Gory, Sinister, Gothic Chilling, Gothic, Menace Eerie, Horrific, Menace

I am amused that Letterboxd REFUSES to acknowledge I watch a lot of sex comedies.

I’m not sure Mamie Van Doren would appreciate the below categories.

09.03.2026 10:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
Calamity James goes to post a letter and sees the postman there, emptying the pillar box, with his back to him. He slips on a Little Squelchy Thing and falls inside the pillar box, as the postman kicks the pillar box door shut.

Calamity James goes to post a letter and sees the postman there, emptying the pillar box, with his back to him. He slips on a Little Squelchy Thing and falls inside the pillar box, as the postman kicks the pillar box door shut.

Here is my highly anticipated post on the history of Calamity James. cwickham.blogspot.com/2026/03/oh-c...

08.03.2026 09:47 👍 28 🔁 12 💬 3 📌 5
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08.03.2026 19:19 👍 61 🔁 19 💬 6 📌 8
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When Dennis Potter wanted to write for Doctor Who “Blossomiest blossom”, says Jodie Whittaker’s thirteenth Doctor moments before she regenerates in The Power of the Doctor. This snatch of dialogue references a famous remark by Dennis Potter from his ...

You probably all saw it last weekend, but in case you missed it, there’s a new piece on my blog about the connections between Dennis Potter and Doctor Who:

thehiddenplanet.substack.com/p/when-denni...

08.03.2026 17:56 👍 11 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 1

I always think this helps explain my claustrophobia. I hate not having the choice to just walk out of any given situation immediately.

08.03.2026 19:29 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In fact, I watched it early on iPlayer, like a HEATHEN

08.03.2026 18:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, I hope my use of "fanboy" and "BUY BRITISH" indicated to people that I know it's complicated too.

But there is a real point behind it all!

08.03.2026 18:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In fact, I was thinking of ARM-based computers.

But even then, of course there was loads of American involvement (VLSI, etc). I was not writing an essay covering every detail!

08.03.2026 17:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0