Fritz-lympics

Booking a flight and then immediately afterwards getting the notification that you can check in and get your boarding card bc it’s TOMORROW is a new experience… 🤔

An announcement post for a subscribestar featuring Retro drawn in the style of Jiji from Kiki's delivery service

HI, SO... (let's try this again)

I made a SubscribeStar! I'll be detailing more on it in the comments, but rest assured, dear friend, that the quality and quantity of my content will not be dipping!

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Yayyyyyy

A YCH of a horny shirtless dog-sona holding his phone. Flat: £30 Species alt: £50 No ref: + £15

Hey there, pet. I think this could be you. Why don't you come and become part of the ✨ YCH! ✨

✨Comment or DM to book a slot
✨Payments through P*yPal
✨Hypno alt for freeee I love zonked pets

They should hire the narrator from Two Point Hospital to do them instead

“Guests are reminded, lube is slippery”

i'm not entirely sure how long i was in #hypno for the other day

but it wasn't long enough

need to be fried so hard i can't even remember my real name

😵‍💫

A drawing of Drake's sona, wearing a Scott Pilgrim pixel skull t-shirt and holding his phone, which has just received a message saying "Go put your collar on, Boy"

I play a brat as a joke, but it is just as simple as that, really. A confident sentence goes a LONG way.

(Also pls don't let this flop I worked hard on it)

Truly 😭😭 anything but that

Very much a non zero chance 😂

And otters and koalas and wolves and Canada lynx and loons and lil ant hills and butterflies and

FIRST? this is very surprising news 🤔

Oh woooooof 😈😜

No bc this is so hot

Can’t wait to see what disease Darklands is going to act as the superspreader event for this year!

Taking all bets

I’ve never seen so many train loos as this weekend

Handsome boyssss 🥺

Tacos La Guerra 🥵
It’s a taco stand outside the Whole Foods on Lincoln Rd. no idea what the hours are but “evening” 🤷

So. Damn. Good!

HELP:

My current flatmate is moving out so I'm looking to have someone move in with me in May.

I live in Manchester / Salford M5 postcode (can provide full address in DMs).

Rent + all bills total to ~£825-£900/month per person

More details below 👇

Damn right! Best sport there is hehe 😛 🥰

These are so adorably oh my god 🥺

Honestly it couldn’t have been closer and hard fought, well played
AND the first men’s gold for the US in 46 years which is WILD. This game was not good for my stress levels…

Shame Canada didn’t pip it in the end but thrilled for the US players, no lose situation really 🎉

Hahahahaya pretty much honestly 😂😂

But it’s HOCKEY!! 🏒

This fucking GAME

This game is not good for my blood pressure

Exactlyyyyyyy!
This OT is going to be TENSE

AHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK SAKE

Round 2 lets GOOOOOOO 🇨🇦

No this isn’t today I’m still very much at work and sober 🙄

God this is an awful photo and what is that pose? 😭😭

Anyway have a very drunk rubber dog