hannah 🍄

i’ll never forgive the human race for what we did to pigeons

can’t decide if i have a charlie horse that won’t go away and i just need to take a naproxen or i need to see if i have a blood clot

i’d just really hate to hit my deductible so late in the year

we’re having a christmas door decorating contest at work and i hope my idea isn’t too…violent

Tough times for @elonmusk. Advertisers leaving Twitter, stock prices going down, and the Von Trapp Family slipped through his fingers.

a woman stands in an ice cave, touching the wall, looking upwards to a brightly-lit opening

still thinking about iceland every day

very rude that it’s october 1 and i can’t comfortably wear a sweater while doing my spooky shopping

it was all good (for years!!) until just a few months ago. it was sitting a little low on the ultrasound so i just said to get rid of it while i was in. i’ve had both the copper and hormonal IUDs now and anyone who tells you putting them in is a breeze is a damn liar.

one time i went on a weekend trip with a friend and he was a swiftie and it was the same weekend “look what you made me do” dropped and he played it nonstop on the drive up, during, and the drive back

so i know what PTSD is thankyouverymuch

those carpet cleaning videos scratch so many itches for me

all i want is for someone to feel very sorry for me because i had my IUD removed today and it’s not as not-fun as having it placed, but still not fun ☹️

i’ve been with my husband for over a decade now, and trying on my waterproof pants in preparation for my iceland trip is the first time he’s ever said i don’t look sexy

tried to see if there was a “celebrity meals at mcdonald’s” wikipedia page because i just don’t get it

a golden shih tzu sleeping on a dog bed, facing away, and a tiny paw is the focal point of the photo

this is it

i have a headache, and i just saw my dog’s paw and it was so small and i cried a little bit, so maybe it’s time for bed already

i fear i will go to my grave never having discovered what “diarrhea all the way through the airplane” means

why won’t they tell us

btw i went there this past weekend

happy to report they’re still buried

apparently my dad’s high school has an incredible theater program and my mom’s high school is one of the best high schools in the country. yet i went to an overcrowded, underfunded rural high school that doesn’t have/isn’t either.

i guess it’s part of the reason i’m such a delightful lil weirdo

i went to my dad’s 50th high school reunion
pro: folks are great conversationalists, reasonably priced cash bar
con: someone asked if i, a 35-year-old, graduated in 1982

LOVING how many people have told me i look tired today 🥰

why can’t i book a flight or hotel without second guessing myself nonstop and feeling like i’ve made some huge mistake the moment it’s done

i don’t know that i’ve ever been so mightily rocked by a mercury retrograde

at least that’s what i’m blaming it on

taking a road trip this weekend with my sister and the aux/bluetooth is broken in her car, so we have to listen to any cds we can find…and i have to say…i’m kinda excited about listening to some very old mix cds

family

according to my sister it’s weird to tell someone you just met where your grandparents are buried

HA!

completely.

(flips hair)

omg i just got my first TOTALLY LEGIT NOT FAKE 100% REAL message to be a sugar baby