Isn’t it ironic that Alanis Morissette did nothing to further people’s understanding of the word ironic.

#funny #joke #humour #humor #comedy #music #ironic

Wanna drive a pedantic person crazy? Text them “your pendantic” and, when they correct you, say “see”. Follow me for more daily micro-aggressions.

#funny #joke #humour #humor #comedy

Apparently the Rapture is happening on March 22 followed by The Tide is High and Call Me.

#blondie #joke #humour #humor #comedy #funny #rapture

Maybe if they renamed the Melania movie to “The Strait of Wh*re Moos” more people might stream it.

#melania #melaniamovie #amazon #maga #trump #joke #funny #humor #humour #comedy

If Americans thought they were despised by the world before, buckle up, baby.

Can’t wait for Americans to dig up Fidel and put him back in charge of Cuba.

#cuba #humour #humor #war #joke #satire #sarcasm #funny #maga #trump

I’m pretty sure most people get married so that they have someone to hold all of their stuff while they use the washroom in the mall.

Melania is apparently flattered that Iran named the Strait of Whore Moos after her.

#iran #melania #joke #comedy #humour #humor #funny #iranwar #hormuz #trump

Dear Americans: Stop acting like it’s the Friday before a long weekend. You actually need to do something. This is why the rest of the world h@tes you.
Signed, Canada.

On International Women’s Day I’m willing to believe that a blood clot can be female.

Can we use the interest earned on our daylight savings accounts to pay for gas?

So is Kristi Noem thick enough for both light and heavy days in her new Shield of America role?

An imminent threat for 47 years is equal to being almost pregnant for 20 years.

47 years ago the US brain embargo coincidentally started too.

My new favourite audio book genre is dystopian young adult. I sit on the bus with high schoolers and overhear their conversations. 🙁

The first rule of High Maintenance Club is that there are a lot of rules and you can't skip any of them.

Stevie Nicks really should’ve written a sequel called “Edge of Seventy”.
🎶Just like a Great Grey Owl…🎶

I feel so bad for the Dubai influencers. How will they ever find a comparable human rights violating city to post content from?

Ooh, ooh! Let me guess who he voted for.

There are people who play cricket for fun?

As I get older, I’m less into period movies and more into menopause movies.

#pun #badjoke #joke #funny #comedy #humour #humor #aging #dadjoke

In red states.

For anyone who doesn’t believe in evolution, I challenge you to compare a 1972 Toyota Corolla to a 2026 Corolla.

#toyota #funny #joke #humour #humor #comedy #evolution #darwin #corolla #cars #automobiles

And in Canada it’s on the W Network.

She’s been too busy grifting to get around to it.

When I’m visiting the UK, I’m always happy to see a sign saying “toilet” when I have to pee. And then immediately disappointed when I realize the sign actually says “to let”.

#uk #unitedkingdom #funny #joke #humour #humor #comedy

If you’re craving carbs, order a pizza. If you’re craving crabs, call Melania.

#funny #comedy #joke #humour #humor #melania #food #pizza #advice

I like K-Pop better than J-Pop. It has more potassium.

#funny #joke #comedy #humour #humor #kpop #jpop #sciencejokes

Italy has assured the IOC that the venues in Milan will definitely be completed in time for the summer Olympics.

#funny #humour #humor #joke #olympics #winterolympics #comedy #italy #milan

Good for him! The US is a shit show.