worth it just to hear Matt Berry announcing
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worth it just to hear Matt Berry announcing
you can tell Wired has been doing good journalism lately because there's been increased whining by the extraction class about how Wired mysteriously changed in the decade since tech titans fully revealed themselves as sociopaths
from this recent Dorsey interview:
Surely she would hyphenate after marrying Uncle Kracker.
Ed Wood? Fuck outta here …
Oh, a film ABOUT Ed Wood? Here's two Oscars!
How bad’s it gotten? I just strummed uke for like 15 minutes unironically.
Don’t make me get out the ganjo.
Prosecutors Unable To Attend Live Nation Trial After Scalpers Buy Every Ticket
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Van Halen’s no-brown-M&Ms clause was an excellent way to expose corner-cutting promoters (“the way you do anything is the way you do everything”)… but it also meant knowing that all of their M&Ms had been touched.
For the last decade, whenever pressed for something—anything—positive about Agent Orange, my sole concession was that at least he wasn't a hawk. Now that entire bingo card's blacked out.
Oh, so Apple News promotes accuracy-leaning media outlets? Got it.
nypost.com/2026/02/10/b...
I may not have OCD, but this inverted mirror shape flares it up.
screenshot of a tv user guide, showing two channels under Tue 8PM: MSNOW - State of the union TCM East- Gaslight
Masterful Troll, TCM.
Just remembered this suggestion, having since generated a huge gallery of recasts, most starring my stunt double. Scroll halfway down the page and brace for giggles.
gordonhighland.com/visuals/grap...
Line Cook Reheats Plate, Adds Garnish, Calls Self Chef Again
But this time it's from a different restaurant.
I think I'm enjoying the olympics so much because I can unabashedly cheer on Team USA instead of apologizing for our country like I've spent most of the last decade.
the usual morning monkey business
Call Daryl Hall.
Sometimes I think we're still being punished for that rejection.
These redactions are quite telling.
It's complex because they're asking to use something that isn't theirs, on an international scale, in many possible iterations. Tech has compounded this, but so have the assumptions of consumers for whom music no longer has monetary value.
I feel lingering guilt over having photoshopped a Winger t-shirt onto an old friend post-mortem. Too soon. Buuuuut still accurate in spirit.
That's one in a million, for the decimal-challenged.
I became an adult the day I found the necessary willpower.
It was a couple of weeks ago.
The olympic theme music was playing in my head as I arose from bed this afternoon.
I've only fan-remastered two albums for personal enjoyment: 5150 and OU812, desperate to extract some bass.
Looks like this is enhanced video rather than 16mm film, but still, Live Without a Net was my guitar instruction video in the formative years, so any preservation is welcome.
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
"But I didn't do that thing he said in the joke!"
That's part of what makes it a joke, not journalism.
In other news, a man from Nantucket was revealed to be of average endowment but superior flexibility.
… and his drummer's got both SNB and MNF intros
In my youth I assumed fettuccine was pronounced like the Bon Jovi song "Bad Fettuccine," which still earworms whenever I see the word.
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
