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me after completing one task

I think dishwashers and laundry machines are two things that really...sum up how technology SHOULD be used. you get em, they work for decades, and they use less resources more efficiently to save huge amounts of labor, that should be the goal of all labor saving technology

Evolving Scyther into Scizor like

Isaac @isaacturnersong • 9h *scrolling through timeline" Irrelevant to my mission. Irrelevant to my mission. Irrelevant to my mission. Irrelevant to my mission. Irrelevant to my mission.

With ears is WHAT

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

Text saying "You've read your last free article."

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

Especially the infinite scroll. It's too easy to mindlessly sink into and make 5 minutes feel like a waste of time when singular longer videos feel well spent.

Imagine if you were taking a nap and a bunch of sandwiches ran in your room, freaked out, and ran back out

Getting into politics going "I'm shit. Don't vote for me. I'm on the ballot but that other guy's better." and never leaving that mode.

@lanoom.bsky.social this is actually hard because a while ago, youtube recommended a clip from the show. Been decades since watching. One voice got me so familiar and I had to imdb. I clocked it was Queen Hippolyta in DCUO. I was pointing DiCaprio. I felt my brain expanding recognising her voice.

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

Today is international womens day

But what does it mean to be "into national women"?

Me telling Spinarak I will find who stole the trashcan he never asked for

I put the trashcan at the wrong habitat and when I tried to move it the little guy was so devastated like crying, when I put it back hes been staring at it for the last 10 minutes

I guess you could say I’m GLaD to share this meeting of two funny, ambiguously evil AIs!

It was so lovely to meet Ellen McLain - she was seriously such a sweetheart!!

It's why I'm mixed thoughts on US vs EU/UK kinda stuff. On the one hand, yeah, don't let anyone act like bigotry is US exclusive. It's terrible here too. I welcome Starmer (and further right) hate worldwide. On the other, we're not equal in power. It's always us sucking up to the US. Never reversed.

japan will never have this

Wait I directly relate on the walking part. that statement goes hard.

my chinese art history professor in college asked me why i knew so much about the romance of the three kingdoms, and at the time i did not have the heart? the balls? to tell her that it was because of my childhood obsession with dynasty warriors

They should have announced this in a Nintendo Direct as the “one more thing”.

pokemon are always doing shit like "Drowzee used Crazy Floor! Drowzee started getting funky" and it won't tell you what that means. top competitive strategies will revolve around getting funky.

perhaps this website attracts 38 year olds because its no problem for us to post on a forum where all the mods are huge pieces of shit that everybody hates

oh this place is a ticking time bomb. I see

Dear Shabana, I notice today that you referred to me in your speech on immigration at the IPPR think tank. You said: “A party leader should not be on the beaches of France encouraging people to make a perilous crossing on small boats.” I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised especially after the hateful Labour campaign in Gorton and Denton, but this is just the latest in a string of lies peddled by a discredited Government who intentionally fan the flames of racism and division. When I went to Calais, I was not there to encourage people to travel to the UK. I was there to see at first hand the suffering your Government and successive Governments have done in demonising migrants in a pathetic bid to pander to the base instincts of Reform and the flawed strategy of Morgan McSweeney. As you will know, if you even bothered to research my visit instead of taking Reform talking points, I was there to witness the brutality of families living in tents in freezing temperatures. I filled water tanks and picked up litter. What that visit did do is confirm my belief that if we are to smash the boat gangs and stop the boats, we need to offer safer and managed routes for migrants to come to this country. Showing compassion as a politician is not a crime. In fact, we need to see much more of it. It reminded me of a young MP who in October 2015 spent three days in Lesbos helping migrants fleeing war-torn Syria. She posted videos on X, talked about handing out water and croissants to refugees and food parcels. When she returned to the UK, she wrote a very moving piece in the New Statesman. She said “we have to work with our European partners and create new, safe, and legal routes for refugees to get to Europe. We cannot abandon them to their fate, left as prey for smugglers whilst risking death on the seas.” She said “maybe we can make ourselves feel better by saying no-one is making them get on the boats. And again, the Home Secretary is not entirely wrong when …

Dear Shabana,

Let's clear some things up around migration and remember we're talking about people's lives.