Matt

It would be such an honor to be killed by Sensei Phil Collins

No book is going to turn kids into someone else. But books will regularly show kids other people like them and show those kids they're not alone. And they'll show kids other types of people who also exist. There is a large proportion of the population who are terrified of this.

me after completing one task

I think dishwashers and laundry machines are two things that really...sum up how technology SHOULD be used. you get em, they work for decades, and they use less resources more efficiently to save huge amounts of labor, that should be the goal of all labor saving technology

Evolving Scyther into Scizor like

Isaac @isaacturnersong • 9h *scrolling through timeline" Irrelevant to my mission. Irrelevant to my mission. Irrelevant to my mission. Irrelevant to my mission. Irrelevant to my mission.

With ears is WHAT

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

Text saying "You've read your last free article."

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

Especially the infinite scroll. It's too easy to mindlessly sink into and make 5 minutes feel like a waste of time when singular longer videos feel well spent.

Imagine if you were taking a nap and a bunch of sandwiches ran in your room, freaked out, and ran back out

Getting into politics going "I'm shit. Don't vote for me. I'm on the ballot but that other guy's better." and never leaving that mode.

@lanoom.bsky.social this is actually hard because a while ago, youtube recommended a clip from the show. Been decades since watching. One voice got me so familiar and I had to imdb. I clocked it was Queen Hippolyta in DCUO. I was pointing DiCaprio. I felt my brain expanding recognising her voice.

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

Today is international womens day

But what does it mean to be "into national women"?

Me telling Spinarak I will find who stole the trashcan he never asked for

I put the trashcan at the wrong habitat and when I tried to move it the little guy was so devastated like crying, when I put it back hes been staring at it for the last 10 minutes

I guess you could say I’m GLaD to share this meeting of two funny, ambiguously evil AIs!

It was so lovely to meet Ellen McLain - she was seriously such a sweetheart!!

It's why I'm mixed thoughts on US vs EU/UK kinda stuff. On the one hand, yeah, don't let anyone act like bigotry is US exclusive. It's terrible here too. I welcome Starmer (and further right) hate worldwide. On the other, we're not equal in power. It's always us sucking up to the US. Never reversed.

japan will never have this

Wait I directly relate on the walking part. that statement goes hard.

my chinese art history professor in college asked me why i knew so much about the romance of the three kingdoms, and at the time i did not have the heart? the balls? to tell her that it was because of my childhood obsession with dynasty warriors

They should have announced this in a Nintendo Direct as the “one more thing”.

pokemon are always doing shit like "Drowzee used Crazy Floor! Drowzee started getting funky" and it won't tell you what that means. top competitive strategies will revolve around getting funky.

perhaps this website attracts 38 year olds because its no problem for us to post on a forum where all the mods are huge pieces of shit that everybody hates