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Colin Robinson

@fermiparasocks

unreliable narrator

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marathon kinda rules

11.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

every single trump supporter texts 15 year olds like that

10.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if iran placed mines in the straight then there won’t be lies big enough to hide the oil problem

10.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

or is it dennis i don’t fucking know. whichever is the dad from day after tomorrow. damn loser

10.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

any day now. probably about 2 weeks out tbh

10.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

watched that war machine movie on netflix. i’m pretty sure randy quaid is the worst actor of all time. lower even than kevin sorbo

10.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

and shame on you for ratioing me about alien 3 smhhhh

10.03.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

lmaooo

10.03.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

even if i didn’t like marathon (i do) id be forced to like it based on font choices and color palettes alone

10.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if dead people can vote surely they can walk

10.03.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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charlie kirk is alive and he walks amongst us

10.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

it would surprise me yes

10.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

iranians got tomahawks now that’s crazy 🀣🀣

i guess they wanna test if trump supporters will believe anything

10.03.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

like me with alien 3. i wedge that shit into as many conversations as possible

10.03.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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but my aunt told me trump was saving every woman in iran but i guess he’s going to rain death fire and fury on them as a gift to china (lol)

10.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

insane that he can’t even just ignore little girls as a concept

10.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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At LeAsT hE dIdN’T cHeCk HiS wAtCh

09.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

when all this gets sorted out trump voters should have less rights

09.03.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

riley gaines wasn’t born she was scraped out of an airpod

09.03.2026 04:16 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

nobody says omicron anymore

09.03.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

probably just gonna ignore the stock market tomorrow tbh. i’m sure nobody here will mention it 😭

09.03.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

he’s gonna send a draft notice to everyone on bluesky

09.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

crude oil prices are a demoncrat hoax

09.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

mike tyson blow to the face

08.03.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ayatollahs son can shade with colored pencils and crayon boy can’t handle it

08.03.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

republicans start wars and then immediately get a soft shoe profile

08.03.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a real lhabia situation 🀣

08.03.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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🀣

08.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

he couldn’t stoke a civil war in minnesota so he’s attacking the entire world to fish for a terrorist attack

07.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1