carly rae jepstein

so goddamn funny

the best to ever do this

i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

There were several vehicles in between Roman’s patrol car and the woman’s car, including two large dump trucks, according to the report. Camera footage showed Roman speeding up to 70 mph and passing each truck in a no-passing zone, the report states. Roman again passed more vehicles, driving into oncoming traffic, forcing the driver of a truck heading toward him to veer off the road, detectives wrote in the report. Even during legitimate pursuits, the sheriff’s office has a strict policy when deputies are allowed to exceed the speed limit and chase drivers. He then got behind the woman’s car with his emergency roof lights flashing and pulled her over in the turning lane of the highway at mile marker 10, the report states. The in-car camera showed him approach her car from the passenger’s side and talk to her, according to the report. The woman told investigators that when she rolled down the window, Roman said, “I told you I’d find you and pull you over,” according to the report. He also told her, “I was hoping your boyfriend was in the car so I can pull him out and give him a hard time,” the woman told detectives, according to the report.

this cannot be reformed

nope

it is a very dour game

james blunt

putting it on my tbr

nobody is going to target the verified state as their maximum performance target. nobody even targets 1080p30 now.

please take a step back, re-read, and realize that these are minimums for consumer confidence and not performance targets

please reread it and understand it this time

please read it again

can you read?

the quotes and replies on this one are full of actual illiterates if you want some laughs

please reread it

you mean people who can read?

me and the other scheming viziers are wearing shoes gifted to us by the king that are way too big. we look ridiculous. the whole court is laughing at us behind our backs. honestly this is a pretty low point for us, the scheming viziers

don’t talk about the gigantic flesh mass. it knows, and it doesn’t like it

Gamers™️

ezra doing the 555 come on now face at the end of this is too much for me. i want off this ride

nah it’ll be some sort of “we did it because we had to, rules of engagement are for pussies” thing

God does happen to be a floating city with its own mall and copious amounts of norovirus

michael ironside is not an ugly guy but there’s no way a guy like richter pulls a babe like lori

fields of mistria

i hate nth dimensional chess moves like this because there’s always room for it to backfire

it’s the war on protein leo

i’m hoping there are tickets left for the general sale on friday for LA lmao

おは猫

😺お膝…

の圧がかわいい

#ねこかわいいね

daniel piss

Or ai people could try finding a way to talk about it without combining the smug condescension of an 00's reddit atheist with the undeserved faux-intellectualism of a teenage libertarian in their first philosophy class.

the last ship to be a sunk by a mine in the north sea was Marmara in... 1960... 15 years after the end of hostilities