7am call into an all-day music festival in both halls, then straight to Philly to teach tonight.
It’s an “XL soda cup full of black Wawa coffee and ice for breakfast” kind of morning.
*shrugs in old enough to remember Willie Burton*
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If you’re friends with this guy and actually care about him, it is absolutely your responsibility to slap a little fucking sense into him at some point.
Not saying it has to be now in front of a stadium full of people, but file it away.
"'Fuck is wrong with you?"
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Everybody seems to have been worried he was going to sign with Dallas but I was having nightmares about the Seahawks putting him next to Ernest Jones behind that line.
Dallas would absolutely have sucked but my big fear was he was going to wind up playing for the champs.
Sucks to see Dean sign elsewhere but I understand the team’s math. At least he didn’t go anywhere too painful.
*pittsburgh half bath
In case anybody's wondering what it's like living in any of the communities that form the backbone of HBOs "Delco Expanded Cinematic Universe":
If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice
Standup made very specifically for me
All of this is just profoundly evil.
SCHWARBOMB
God, I truly both love and hate getting this reference.
Giving love to Ally Love one time 🙌🚴
(H/T: @phillysport.bsky.social)
I’d rather act than do ballet/opera too, but not because they’re “dying” or you can’t make any money or whatever dumb thing my dude was trying to say.
I’d rather be an actor because do you have any fucking idea how HARD ballet and opera are? Consider yourself lucky you’re hot and charming.
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Two partially webbed toes on each foot.
They ought to staple this story to the rail they run Wily Genius Daryl Morey™️ out of town on.
freakin get their asses, daryl hannah
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Justice for Cricket!!
I don’t think Platner is a “Nazi antisemite”, as much as I obviously love having words put into my mouth on this topic.
I do think this level of cultural incompetence around the topic of American Judaism is disqualifying for the Senate given the moment. If that hurts your or Graham’s feelings, 🤷🏻♂️.
My tattoos! How will I keep them hydrated and vibrant?
Wily Genius Daryl Morey™️, apparently the last person to figure out that the "star-hunting" thing almost NEVER FUCKING WORKS.
