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30 | Just out here trying my best | They don't always think it be like it is, but it do

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Im gonna commit to trying to find ingredients to cook something from my destiny cook book and might try to stream it tomorrow

13.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 2967 πŸ” 1084 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 15
Panel 1: Shen is standing in a complicated machine, having seemingly just appeared inside it with sparks of green electricity. His clothes billow as he yells "AAA!! WHERE AM I??"

Panel 2: A serious looking, realistically drawn scientist begins to, with furrowed brow and intense shading, seriously explain: "It is the year 2155. We brought someone from the past who has an attention span of more than 6 seconds to"

Panel 3: The scientist is suddenly very simply/cutely drawn, now having raised his phone to his face and happily looking at it.

Panel 4: Shen raises his hands in a confused gesture and frustratedly says "YOU GUYS BUILT A TIME MACHINE IN 6 SECOND INTERVALS??"

Panel 1: Shen is standing in a complicated machine, having seemingly just appeared inside it with sparks of green electricity. His clothes billow as he yells "AAA!! WHERE AM I??" Panel 2: A serious looking, realistically drawn scientist begins to, with furrowed brow and intense shading, seriously explain: "It is the year 2155. We brought someone from the past who has an attention span of more than 6 seconds to" Panel 3: The scientist is suddenly very simply/cutely drawn, now having raised his phone to his face and happily looking at it. Panel 4: Shen raises his hands in a confused gesture and frustratedly says "YOU GUYS BUILT A TIME MACHINE IN 6 SECOND INTERVALS??"

10.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 6887 πŸ” 979 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 5
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Twitch Twitch is the world

Still Finding new Party Members. Day 8 of Balders Gate 3
twitch.tv/mattio115

10.03.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 1285 πŸ” 147 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

The only way to guarantee the door stays open. His thought being "mother would never disturb my slumber to close the door"

09.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step β€œdesigned for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

09.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 12697 πŸ” 7698 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3
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I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

07.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 7481 πŸ” 2120 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 112

So i put sticky notes up all over my house/walls for things I wanna buy/projects I wanna do related to those spots. A lot of them just say ART. I kinda thing it would be funny to just buy a photo frame and have one of the "ART" pieces just be the sticky note in said frame

07.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope Jock finds what he's fishing for in the pool. Dunno if the dino sponge can help him . Maybe if it sucked up the whole pool

07.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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DAMN

03.03.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 535 πŸ” 224 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 15
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a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom giving a thumbs up . ALT: a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom giving a thumbs up .

The Chili is simmering and now onto Balders Gate!

06.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We making a little Chili and the some BG later
twitch.tv/mattio115

06.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Greatest website of all time

youraislopbores.me

06.03.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What if I streamed myself making a little chili on this snowy day

06.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Finally. Snow.

06.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of the Bluesky app demonstrating how you can now tap the "Translate" button to translate a post without leaving the app.

A screenshot of the Bluesky app demonstrating how you can now tap the "Translate" button to translate a post without leaving the app.

v1.118 rolls out today!

New in this update: You can now translate posts without leaving the app.

Simply tap "translate" on mobile and your phone's built-in translation takes it from there.

05.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 5964 πŸ” 1038 πŸ’¬ 288 πŸ“Œ 355
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Day 6 of Balders Gate. Come and Chill
twitch.tv/mattio115

05.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I started watching IronPineapple's new 4 hour Dumpster Diving video, and 2 minutes in I paused and said "I'm not high enough for this"

04.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every morning that I wake up with a sore shoulder or sore arms, I'm always like "Why tf am I so sore???"
And then like 5 minutes later I remember that I actually did something that I don't normally do.
Help pick up an entertainment center with my brother yesterday and my arms felt it this morning

04.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Playing pokemon on my SP. just saw the battery go from red to green.
I love technology

04.03.2026 05:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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When the Ice Cream Store don't stop you because they wanna see how much soft serve you can eat

03.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 5 of Balders Gate. Still in act 1, but is anyone surprised
twitch.tv/mattio115

03.03.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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ayo where she lookin?!

01.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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LLLLLLETS PLAY 🧟
#raynarvaezjr | #twitch

28.02.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pizza Time Now. BG3 Later
twitch.tv/mattio115

28.02.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

27.02.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 37067 πŸ” 11964 πŸ’¬ 500 πŸ“Œ 797
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Twitch Twitch is the world

We do a lil late night demo gaming
twitch.tv/mattio115

27.02.2026 06:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

she is upset about digital frame prices

27.02.2026 05:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0