P.J. Shapiro

Alright team I need recommendations for a book on the Salem Witch trials that you would recommend for a 12 year-old. What do you like?

O Brave New World... et cetera et cetera.

More like truth in advertising at this point.

Just FYI, swirlies would not be considered cruel and unusual punishment if we make them routine.

You say tomato, I say catastrophic nuclear exchange.

Saturday morning went hard, back when there was Saturday morning.

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...[used to set world records for longest and most consecutive swirlies.]

Because it's a coal-fired theft parrot, capable of producing only bullshit. We do not need more expensive bullshit.

James Brown on the T.A.M.I. show?

Theeeee wheels on the bus go squish squish squish...

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Please stop using AI bullshit. It's fucking insulting.

The Aristocrats!

To produce really shitty results! Let's not forget that bit.

Consult the Tactical Squirter Datbase at Pornhub.

Luckily, the Tactical Omlet Team is right outside, ready to deploy security ketchup at a moment's notice.

Our strategic champagne reserves would be decimated overnight.

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This thread is dope and you should read it if you eat anything spicy ever.

That's my president.

He's stepping down to spend more time with his close loving lawyers.

I still think that having a hall of fame is like the least rock n' roll thing possible.

Adolph Hitler's bunker retreat with Eva has the potential to be a great vacation- if he doesn't get in his own way.

While my primary hope is that he's eaten by ravenous bears or imprisoned for life, I'd like to see this moron forced to fly economy and be exposed to non-stop jeers for it from the other passengers.

Can we just vote for the communications staff and dump Gavin into the Pacific?

Right? It's simple and iconic.

Just a black hat!

Beep beep beep here comes the bus to back over the lowest ranking person possible.

Like the enlisted torturers in Iraq.

AI is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.