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A fresh cut, a cocktail and Torchy’s

Isn’t the show in itself a reboot?

Didn't Thomas Jefferson have this shit figured out 250 years ago?

"...the man who never looks into a newspaper is better informed than he who reads them; inasmuch as he who knows nothing is nearer to truth than he whose mind is filled with falsehoods & errors."

This story seems like it's from 100 years ago, but it was the 80's

My dad was a manager at Radio Shack years ago and the rules back then were that all female employees had to wear nylons. One woman who worked for him said she was going to wear leggings instead. When he asked why she said it's because she didn't shave her legs and hairs stuck through nylons.

One can almost imagine JFK saying "Now is the time to stop being sad, and start being hot"

It's like a Disney princess has something to say to one of the birds helping her get dressed.

Is the Big Arch that big of a hit or what?

Text reads chem test today, I’m prepared to cheat on the whole thing. They’re already in the classroom and it seems too late to stop them from cheating.

They’ve decided to cheat with ChatGPT, saying: “Hello chat, I’m going to upload four pictures and a couple of minutes (they probably meant in.. omg 😭) I need you to give me the answers for every problem, do not explain how to get the answer, just show me the answer and the slight work for it if it needs it. If it’s an ABCD question, immediately give me the answer.” ChatGPT replies: “Got it” and gives them the instructions back in full and tells them to go ahead and upload the images.

They got their test back, their result is an F, who could’ve seen that coming right?

This text to ChatGPT reads: Chat let me know how I got an F. ChatGPT: You probably got an F, because many of the answers I gave you earlier were wrong. It then proceeds to show them the correct answers from the test.

A story in four parts. 😭

I spotted @machete.gay in the wild!

If anything having wild, shaggy hair is gender affirming for me... But so is having a nice cut.

I've never played at a table that wouldn't absolutely love that idea, and I'd never want to.

I got my hair cut two months ago and it’s already insane again

I think one time I selected “quiet ride” or something on Lyft and now none of the drivers talk to me

Dems. Please.
Stop proposing and running on tax cuts.

I have no idea where this cursed trend came from, although I can guess. But your hypothesis on why to do this is wrong and you are badly missing where most Americans are at.

Short thread with sources, focus group sound, and data.

Katie, noooooo!

I took my car in for service and it’s almost $3k. I’m far from rich, but I’m doing well enough to absorb that without too much pain, but damn. I JUST got my tax refund. The universe has a sense of humor 😢

I remember you saying this before, but I have hope in my heart, and a sense of optimism that can only be described as Pollyannaish

“Heh, direct action? Why aren’t you fighting in the Blue Sky trenches where it counts??”

I honestly think the day we thought he succumbed to COVID was one of the best days of my life

I think it’s funny when conspiracy theorists suggest something could possibly be the truth when it definitely is. “It’s almost like the president shit in his pants… if you look here, in this frame, the president shifts slightly, indicating he could be pooping himself.”

I love when Slugger has an unhinged barking fit when I’m in the shower so I can spend a few seconds thinking there’s a break in while I am naked and covered in soap

Why do the Democrats want to become the party of limited income tax? I don't mind paying income tax! I just want rich people to pay their fair share! It's your civic duty to pay taxes! Companies and the rich should feel the same way!

OOTP presents itself as a sophisticated simulation engine, but it's all just luck. No skill is involved whatsoever.

No fucking way.

"The Woke Ginger" can't be real. It sounds like a Fox Nation sitcom.

I'm old enough to remember when eating Subway every day was presented as being on a diet.

It's just that I don't like how much I crave junk. My wife craves oatmeal and fresh produce. Wish I was like that!

I hate how much I love Cool Ranch Doritos

Loretta and I get pretty much all our groceries from King Soopers... and they have easily the worst website I've ever seen