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I am, above all, a professional. Comedy is a full time job. Pragmatic Lib. 38. He/him. Cis/Pan.

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EVERYTHING MUST GO

13.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And this was in 2015/16. Before we could really say, but Trump and Rs do X, so we can't go high and be better, we have to get in the mud. I mean, yeah McConnell etc were shit before, but it was so dire then. Not yet.

13.03.2026 04:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've never hated journalists more than when I was learning alongside them. I didn't expect a bunch of Cronkites or Rathers, but Christ. Agenda setting wasn't supposed to be a road map, but a warning.

13.03.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You misspelled horny?

12.03.2026 04:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You have to buy a pickup truck and sign up for the police now.

11.03.2026 07:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, tell me do you hate me? Or do you wanna date me? It's kinda hard to tell.

11.03.2026 06:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Having engines for ears??

11.03.2026 05:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why are you pixelating it? Does it have a penis on it?

11.03.2026 05:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

JUST IN: Democrats flip a seat in the New Hampshire state House.

Dem Bobbi Boudman has won today’s special election, NHJournal reports.

(Boudman was the Dem nominee in 2024 & lost by 14%; Trump won here by 9%.)

This is Dems’ third legislative flip so far this year, after Texas and Arkansas.

11.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 4564 πŸ” 992 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 61

DO NOT WAKE HIM

11.03.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Those are...not marbles. They aren't even spheres.

10.03.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I admire your fortitude. I don't really watch movies. I prefer TV.

10.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

GEORGIA SOUTHERN HAS WON FIVE GAMES IN FIVE DAYS

09.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He has his food. He is fine.

09.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Funny. I hadn't thought about it. Everything stopped around the 11th or 12th.

08.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Animals can't have chocolate, silly rabbit. It's ostensibly for a coworkers birthday. Not the whole cake. They'll have their own cake with family later this week I imagine.

08.03.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

HE

08.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Calm down, Sam I Am

08.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You keep the pack (box) in the pocket (unless you keep them in your purse or in your shirt sleeve like James Dean or whatever)

08.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not the cigarettes pocket 😭

08.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Your eyes are so light

08.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone was ZERO help in the kitchen

08.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It's devils food with vanilla icing. I wanted yellow color for spring, but rather than brighten up, it just got orange.

08.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the tug of war meme

08.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Who wants cake?

08.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

I'm trooning out
I feel it in my bones
Enough to make my system blow
Welcome to the new age

08.03.2026 05:58 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think you are having blackouts, oomfie

08.03.2026 04:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Guy who thinks the Mandela Effect is a conspiracy that Nelson Mandela is time travelling to alter history in small but noticeable ways.

07.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like do I think Nelson Mandela is literally altering history to fuck with us? No.

Are there events that seem to have pervasive misperceptions in regards to their facts, despite a healthy number of people being certain of the wrong facts? Of course.

07.03.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Many such cases

07.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0