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β€œA goth Slut!” - Trixie Mattel Dachshund Maven. Bearded Lady. Retired Cowgirl. she/her UX, UI, IA, && Accessibility for the games you like. Enforcer at PAX. Seattle β€” Duwamish Territory bento.me/cortanav

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in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits

The 2023 time stamp on this canon post is incredible. This is a 2014 weird twitter post. It’s like discovering the living coelacanth

11.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 1526 πŸ” 227 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 9
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mentally I’m here
#leonkennedy #pokopia #residentevil9

10.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 2928 πŸ” 881 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 4

I'm about to call and leave another message and tell him about a family I know who are being harassed and threatened by their landlord, who says he will call ICE on them if they don't pay

Does it matter that their visas are legit? Not when they racially profile you and dump you somewhere else.

11.03.2026 05:12 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
Heater being a perfect loaf (no feet) on my orange desk chair that she was scratched up and vomited on (it’s her favorite place bc it smells like mom)

Heater being a perfect loaf (no feet) on my orange desk chair that she was scratched up and vomited on (it’s her favorite place bc it smells like mom)

AIPAC IS DROPPING $1 MILLION AGAINST US SO HEATER IS ASKING YOU TO JOIN OUR LIVESTREAM IN AN HOUR!!!

twitch.tv/katabughazaleh

youtube.com/@katmabu

10.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 3248 πŸ” 439 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 23

They’re too powerful.

10.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Guys is there another adderall shortage

I’m gonna lose my marbles

10.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The β€œAI productivity” grifters focus so much on academia (students and faculty) because it is a technology originally designed for cheating and fraud. If you never read papers or design your own studies, you aren’t a researcher. If you don’t write your own work, you aren’t a student. You’re a fake.

10.03.2026 10:52 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

before depp v heard im not sure i truly understood that men could carry out a vast, overt sexual harassment campaign in broad daylight and *gain* public support from it. the anti-trans wave that came after and the resulting decline in support for trans rights makes a lot more sense in light of that

09.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 201 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I bring a lovely pair of slippers with me.

Also money. I’m not that creative.

10.03.2026 06:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Snack bed is legit.

10.03.2026 06:56 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's actually a bunch of stuff in stock that we've had come up in our household needs lately, so I won't have to look any further where to get quality versions from places that aren't on our boycott lists.

Excited to shop local & support Minneapolis in many ways at once!

09.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hasbro’s CEO on J.K. Rowling. We just published our new Decoder interview with Chris Cocks, the head of Hasbro. I asked him directly about how he thinks about author J.K. Rowling’s politics and what it’s done to the Harry Potter f...

cannot stress enough that "separate the art from the artist" was meant for private individuals reconciling the art they love with its flawed creators and not meant for the ceo of a company driving a dump truck of money up to a bigot's front porch

www.theverge.com/podcast/8914...

09.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 9010 πŸ” 2501 πŸ’¬ 127 πŸ“Œ 175
Luna with a blanket on her head, looking like it’s a head covering.

Luna with a blanket on her head, looking like it’s a head covering.

Saint Luna protect us.

09.03.2026 03:55 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
Microsoft's Notepad Got Pwned (They Added AI To It, So...) Notepad RCE vulnerability CVE-2026-20841 explained. How a text editor became a remote code execution vector. What you need to know.

Microsoft ...leave notepad alone, it's meant to be extremely basic by design

Adding markdown support and AI features nobody asked for or needed, created a gigantic exploit

To those, who've no idea what I'm talking about, update your windows, an for additional info foss-daily.org/posts/micros...

08.03.2026 07:16 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

GDC is upon us and I will forever repost this as a warning, in case you run into this guy.

08.03.2026 07:05 πŸ‘ 113 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

omg I tried to quit doom it appears to be trying to talk me out of it that's self preservation it may be sentient

07.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 192 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Me, at least once a month, when I see the stupid shit people are fighting over on this site.

07.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

if rent isn't paid TODAY they'll start eviction. $400 received. Please #UrgentNeed πŸ’• πŸ’Έ

07.03.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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A federal judge in DC rules that Kari Lake was not lawfully appointed and that actions she took as the claimed head of USAGM "shall have no force or effect," including last August's RIFs at the Voice of America.

07.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 5699 πŸ” 1675 πŸ’¬ 111 πŸ“Œ 100

If you haven't seen it yet, I Saw the TV Glow is free via Kanopy.

www.kanopy.com

08.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gavin Newsom vetoed a 2023 bill that would have stopped the unscrupulous practice of county governments using foster children's benefit checks (e.g. social security survivor benefits) to reimburse themselves.

The bill was sponsored by @ib2real.bsky.social, himself a former foster child.

07.03.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 601 πŸ” 240 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 8

Guys I keep mixing up Spain Spanish stuff with Mexican Spanish stuff and I sound like a fucking asshole

08.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is good intel.

08.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now more than ever I’m convinced losing Anthony Bourdain meant we lost probably the biggest person on tv who advocated for the wonders of meeting new people and calling anyone online who hated learning new cultures the children they were, ruthlessly to the camera.

07.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 9561 πŸ” 1560 πŸ’¬ 132 πŸ“Œ 55

And instead of having the minimal courage and tolerance for discomfort needed to ask such questions, they default to β€œwe’re cooked.”

We’re not cooked if we do the goddamn work.

08.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I will never believe we're cooked. But I do think that a lot of leftists who consume a ton of social media need to ask how and why they end up repeating lightly laundered far-right discourse.

08.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 434 πŸ” 104 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 5

my brother in peace, it is time to start shoving shirts and batteries into the toilets on the aircraft carrier

07.03.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Signed portrait of William Shatner as Captain Kirk (1960’s TOS). β€œto Josephine”

Signed portrait of William Shatner as Captain Kirk (1960’s TOS). β€œto Josephine”

Made mom proud.

08.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I've been running gdcparties.com for a few years now. Some shitty company BlueberryAI decided they'd just take all the source code for the work I've done and reskin it, advertising it as their own. Jokes on them...it was still linked to my events spreadsheet, and now their website looks like this πŸ˜‰

06.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 4413 πŸ” 1060 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 40
Daft Punk - Human After All (Official Music Video)
Daft Punk - Human After All (Official Music Video) YouTube video by Daft Punk

Daft Punk broke up 5 years ago and just released a new music video for β€œHuman After All”

youtu.be/UsXubuXq1lM?...

07.03.2026 07:25 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0