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Blue. Former Army. Hater of AI slop. (He hates AI slop; AI slop offends him.) A scientist. Mostly hydrogen, oxygen, and carbon. Pronounces it "read." Esse Quam Videri

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Remember how great The Odd Couple was?

11.03.2026 06:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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iykyk

11.03.2026 05:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don Julio 1942

11.03.2026 05:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 05:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hooray for Boobies!

11.03.2026 05:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When the President of the United States views "We the People" as a threat to his power, he has abdictated his sworn duty to serve us and must be immediately removed from office.

11.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 493 πŸ” 117 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 3
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11.03.2026 05:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Get yourself someone who looks at you like this musical centaur's facebutt looks at those raspberries

Get yourself someone who looks at you like this musical centaur's facebutt looks at those raspberries

11.03.2026 05:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 05:07 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Titicaca water frog (Telmatobius culeus) - the largest truly aquatic frogs in the world.

They're found at 3,920m above sea level, in Lake Titicaca.

These frogs are famous for their loose, baggy skin folds, which allow them to absorb oxygen directly from the water.

#giantfrog #Titicaca

10.03.2026 06:07 πŸ‘ 634 πŸ” 115 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 15

I support lizards and their agenda.

11.03.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Fuck no." - Abraham Lincoln

11.03.2026 04:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Pollox, chest-deep in a perfectly calm lake, holding his tuck like he personally earned it. Mountains reflected in the water, leash trailing behind, ears alert. He looks very pleased with herself and sees no reason to come out anytime soon.

Pollox, chest-deep in a perfectly calm lake, holding his tuck like he personally earned it. Mountains reflected in the water, leash trailing behind, ears alert. He looks very pleased with herself and sees no reason to come out anytime soon.

'Oracles, huh.', said the monster in the lake.
'Well, what does your heart tell you about the place you're looking for, little Lumi?'

21.12.2025 22:07 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
Raven peeking around a juniper bush

Raven peeking around a juniper bush

Raven looking into the sky against a lilac background

Raven looking into the sky against a lilac background

Raven calling

Raven calling

Raven with a mod do.

Raven with a mod do.

Ravens of Grand Canyon National Park πŸͺΆ

11.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 262 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

If there are hands on your tiddies or bottom, that's 2nd base.

The runner is in scoring position. πŸ˜‰

11.03.2026 04:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How about we loosen the rules of engagement on maga trash.

11.03.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Add a letter, ruin a song.

Knot Afraid

11.03.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 5

Add a letter, ruin a song.

Wish You Were There

11.03.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Man if you all are not listening to @David_J_Bier then you are missing out. Dude has all the receipts

10.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 1005 πŸ” 537 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 23

Oh yay more shit no one asked for or needed.

11.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember how great The Odd Couple was?

11.03.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Who run Bartertown?

11.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The war is over

The war has only begun

11.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Observed on public video monitor scrolling through news:

A variety of "Call of Duty" video games pictured 

"White House war promo videos marry action movies, sports and video games to real-life combat footage"

Observed on public video monitor scrolling through news: A variety of "Call of Duty" video games pictured "White House war promo videos marry action movies, sports and video games to real-life combat footage"

"White House war promo"

The US has a violence worshiping trash problem. They call themselves "MAGA," "America First," and "Patriots," among other things.

11.03.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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DOJ Attorney Used Fabricated Quotes in Court Filing (3) An assistant US attorney in North Carolina filed a response with the court that included β€œfabricated quotations and misstatements of case holdings” and then made β€œfalse or misleading statements” of ho...

Trump’s DOJ caught using AI and fake cases in attempt to prevent a retired military veteran from receiving the medication he was prescribed by his doctors.

More of the same from the Republican Party. #FDT

news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...

11.03.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 5

Throw a dart at a map of the US blindfolded.

11.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good.

Fuck him and his ilk.

11.03.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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😍🀣

09.03.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

We've witnessed him lying for a decade+ now

Don't look shocked

Be an active resistor.

11.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope it's soon!

10.03.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0