Can I have $20 instead?
10.03.2026 22:41
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Can I have $20 instead?
Selling stuff online. I want to make a joke but it’s the new “what’s the deal with airplane food?”
I will say I want to eviscerate myself with a boba tea straw.
But I loves him momma
He did pick up the ring with a wad of toilet paper so we’re definitely having a baby.
Sure! It’s under Bon Ami
My wedding band slipped off my finger as I was pulling up my pants in a toilet stall at work. It rolled under the divider into the next stall.
As I was processing my next course of action, the guy in there said: “I think you dropped a ring?”
“We’re married now, yes?” I said.
The Quebecois are a hearty people. Pre dinner swim at -2c.
Gurl, same.
We debated with a soccer mom how long it would take to eat it. She said her son would do it in hours.
$150 worth of hollow.
(The bunny, not my husband’s soul)
I woke up from a dream of eating pineapples. I was so happy…
Look, all I want is set/production shots of the upcoming Neuromancer show. Pllleeeeeeaase please plLEase pLeAssee FILE NOT FOUND
Would a hand puppet show work?
In Hell I’ll be Good Company
The cosmic space smilies being thrown around for early reviews of Project Hail Mary is making me zero g sick.
(It’s actually making me worried. The hyperbole is set to warp 9)
One time, in a similar situation, I yelled “Your baby isn’t a battering ram!” To which I got the stink eye.
The ANTM doc on Netflix is garbage. Sexual assault, eating disorders, manic behaviours (of the producers) all glossed over with no naming names or resolution. If you want the drama, hunt out YouTube videos.
Yes. It churned up a lot of negative feelings I have (had) towards the BDSM community, post-eagle employment.
Dean Stockwell as Dr. Wellington Yueh in David Lynch’s DUNE (1984) Head shot of a middle aged white dude with neatly trimmed two piece moustache nude on the philtrum. A red-purple smear on his forehead echoes the diamond tattoo from the film and the ash spread of Lentan observers. Top line text: WHATCHA GIVING UP FOR LENT? Bottom line text: ATREIDES
Shout out to the unhoused guy for stopping in the middle of the crosswalk to take a picture of our headlights.
To quote @derekbgayle.bsky.social “I want to give him a little kiss”
Nothing says “Family Day” than watching a movie about forming relationships and strengthening bonds.
Happy Valentine’s Day.
I need a laugh after a day of violent diarrhea. TMI.
This week is dragging, right? I mean it feels like Friday. It’s only Wednesday.
Contemplating becoming a YouTube Costco product reviewer where all my videos are me yelling “Fucking move!”
I can code an email, trim ABS plastic to make cosplay costumes and set up wifi 6 to moderate speeds…
..I’m going to die, aren’t I?
The secret dopamine rush of installing better windshield wipers in the parking lot of Canadian Tire.
“Let’s Get Moving”. Should have known they were dodgy when they profess their professionalism in their marketing materials over and over again.
Collecting mover quotes. One, after confusing Montreal being in Ontario, wanted to charge me in “miles”
“Miles? Do you mean Kilometres?”
“Oh yeah kilo-metres…”
“We can stop here.”
