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derek nelson

@prodigy

shitposter/app developer/entrepreneur

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it’s called frankincense maybe you’ve myrrhed of it

22.12.2024 16:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if by “different” you mean “wrong” yeah i’m built different

22.11.2024 16:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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y’all mind if i partition some drives rq

15.07.2023 17:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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gonna run to the market real quick anyone need anything while i’m there?

14.07.2023 00:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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uhhhh yeah i sure hope it does

10.07.2023 14:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
09.07.2023 18:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ayo girl are you a version control system cause you’re about to git pulled by someone else the way i can’t git commit

08.07.2023 18:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i don’t think i would be a developer without inspect element

06.07.2023 13:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the way i’m about to spend $10k on a mac pro server rack so i can run a bluesky server client on it out of my bedroom

02.07.2023 02:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

poast like your clout depends on it

22.06.2023 22:29 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

y'all mind if i set up an acclouting firm??

22.06.2023 18:28 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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[very wisely] you should simply pay 1988 instead

22.06.2023 14:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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just got a weird bug while running chatgpt locally, it opened my browser and filled my amazon cart with compute

19.06.2023 19:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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use code “prodigy” for 69% off your sisyfitness membership

16.06.2023 13:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i have season tix lmk

15.06.2023 02:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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in the kitchen wrist twistin like it’s stir fry

08.06.2023 18:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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05.06.2023 18:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

prodigynelson - thanks :)

04.06.2023 13:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

not crypto they get big mad

25.05.2023 16:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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chatGPT just got loose & is max bidding nvidia to harness more sand

24.05.2023 20:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@nav.al hi! thanks for all the wisdom over the years - can i get an invite to airchat?

also if you're looking for an A list mobile dev i'd love to help

24.05.2023 13:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

just got my adderall script refilled the haters and the losers are absolutely shaking with rage at how back we are

23.05.2023 15:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you’re telling me a blunt forced this trauma?

22.05.2023 23:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

where does mine fall https://bsky.app/profile/prodigy.bsky.social/post/3jutkvu5vlh2e

19.05.2023 16:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

me: that’s a lot of octopussies to occupy a tank

aquarium guide: i think you mean octopi

me: oh… that’s a lot of octopussies to octopi a tank

19.05.2023 16:05 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

🤫 new project dropping next week @accloutant.bsky.social

18.05.2023 23:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

she [static] on my hbo til i AHHH call that a succ session

16.05.2023 20:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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tfw when devs drop a new boulder into the meta

15.05.2023 19:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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duuude how soon is soon

15.05.2023 18:46 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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duuude how soon is soon

15.05.2023 18:46 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0