Amelia Earhart didn't die. After a long night of flying, plane didn't like the session so he had gutted me..and set her on fire... but she didn't die, bitch, she crystalized… and now she's a Glamazon bitch, ready for the runway
i feel like this is the most forgotten pokemon
obsessed with the purple frog, it lives under ground, looks like it convergently evolved into a mole, and the females are all larger than the males
botrydial mass is a good euphemism
getting emotional on public transit listening to this again
Finding it hard to monitor the situation when i cant trust any of the sources monitoring the situation
these people should be thrown into reeducation camps. their selfishness ruined our planet
I should've brought more oil. Smh
Realising that Resident Evil 5 will be remade at some point and they'll have to make it seem a lot less racist
Who needing bulked up trade , i found a place
the finest fat boy post
had a dream last of being lifted by a strong man
If The Pitt was truly woke they'd a muscle bear in pup mask as well as a furry
Getting really into lake Baikal
Its Comus Autumn
I tried to unionise Umbrella corp, but then Albert Wesker injected me with the T Virus
Im not gay and annoying, Im doing warholian detournement theres a difference
oh the industry final. Yasmin is fucking gone, repeating her cycle of abuse by becoming jeffery epstein
Harper Stern has done barely anything wrong
All pop music is either the beach boys or the velvet underground. you have to determine which
Baroque pop bear trade. I need it
beef
The Scarlet rot has finally got him, so he has to travel to the haligtree
this gets realer by the day
What does the U.N. even do.
Jackson @tree_bro Follow *knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer 4:20 PM • Jul 22, 2011
This tweet preceeds and anticipates deaths in Operation Epic Fury by almost 15 years
Adopting maoist standard english into my speaking patterns, Amerikkka, Israhell, Klanada and new stealland
I understand that Xatu was a cultural appropriater, but also they're still so sick
