Pikachu stole my car & hit an ICE agent

Mom, I really don't like this war! Can we take it back and rent a different one? #Iran

Isn't that around how much DOGE actually saved in the budget? Or did DOGE actually raise the budget?

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I rewound VCR tapes so my first Mario game is literally the first Mario game.

Hey Nick Shirley … any insight here?

Let's all be proud this isn't his bar tab. He's come a long way.

"Yeah.... We're gonna need you to inspect your armies once a year for human rights abuses..."

Congratulations to #Andor’s Stellan Skarsgård for winning “Best Supporting Actor in a Television Series” at the #SaturnAwards! 🏆 deadline.com/2026/03/satu...

The best one.

As long as you don’t need gas, groceries, affordable healthcare, retirement savings or constitutional rights, things aren’t so bad.

She's a badass!

These are sooooo good!!!!

Today I can't stop thinking about our great Lyudmila Pavlichenko & not cry. I hope to one day be a 1/3 as strong as her. To tell everyone who lines up under the banner of fascism who wishes to hurt the elderly, sick or weak to go straight to hell & send them there one by one. To live life so great.

I'd watch this!

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

TyRAnny fears a people who stand together.

#ProudBlue 💙
#Pinks 🌸

Giving all my heart & hope tonight to Hezbollah as they amass the best of their heart to be the only ones to fire a fucking bullet at the Zionist to defend all people of Lebanon while being hated by half of Lebanon. Fight on!!!

He wasn't even required to step in. He just wanted to and fucked up an actual veteran. What a fucking clown. WHAT A CLOWN!

He’s like a really bad actor in a 1980s B action movie that went straight to video.

Excuse me, but who even asked for another scary movie? They were way overrated when they came out. Also listened to modern comedy with Josh Johnson earlier and comedy is doing just fine as is.

You couldn't make this shit up.

Iran got hands! Bullies just expect submission and Iran came out ready to fight for the long haul. They don't have enough air defense interceptors to last more than a few weeks.

“They got money for wars, but can’t feed the poor”—Tupac

They'll let us know in "two weeks"

Seems like the media should at least express some curiosity about this.

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