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There was just a leftover curry explosion in our microwave so severe that I started Googling new microwaves.
A traffic cone in a field, with three sheep huddled up to it.
On today's lunchtime walk I learned that if someone randomly plonks a traffic cone in a sheep's field, some of the sheep will instinctively just gather around it.
I agree, but it's still a disappointment, just like a meal you don't like is a disappointment. 😁
I always feel a bit defeated when I do this, but I think I'm about to give up on the book I'm reading without finishing it. It just feels like a chore and I have enough of those.
Bowie: The Final Act poster
Well that was a bit sad. Bowie: The Final Act (2025) recorded from Channel 4.
Facebook memory of the woman on BBC's Rip Off Britain whose hot air balloon gift experience kept getting cancelled and whilst she got a full refund she was still annoyed because she no longer had happy associations with hot air balloons.
Sister Act poster.
I reckon this is one of those rare films that has a better sequel. Sister Act (1992) on Disney+.
Used to go to @kirkdalebooks.bsky.social a lot when I lived down that way so would love to pop in!
Oh hooray! Bookseller Crow used to be my local bookshop when I lived down there so I'd love that!
Don't suppose any of my followers on here are involved with a London bookshop and would be interested in having me pop in to sign some copies of The Notwitches? I'm going to be in town towards the end of the month and would love to visit a few stores. My DMs are open if so!
Gary Panton and Dotty Sutton signing copies of The Notwitches in front of a Waterstones banner.
Had an amazing time doing the Wee Write festival in Glasgow yesterday and want to say a massive thank you to everyone who came along. Here's me and Dotty pretending to sign some books after we forgot to get any photos taken during the actual signing so had to sneak back in and recreate the moment.
Black Phone 2 poster
This could easily have been titled 'Nightmare on Elm Street: On Ice!' and I'd have loved that very much. Black Phone 2 (2025) on Prime.
Would actually love a song called "No Text but a Photo of a Wardrobe".
“I can’t believe our mother got trapped in the bathroom stall”
"You'll never be able to tell they're not your own"
“I Will Feed You! It Is My Goal!”
“Lucky they still have the stove”. Is mine… 🤔
'Yes, We Have to Take the Cake Back'
That's the whole album title I reckon. 😁
“Burnt Oak Registry Office.”
Which actually works quite well.
“Brushes I can do”.
All Hail Dog.
“I went with a free milkshake”
‘The Conductor Keeps Saying He’ll Come Back’
"Kath died before Christmas"
"Yes Well They're His Friends."
She said they will let me know, either Monday or Tuesday
I'd bloody love that to be a song title. 😄
