please be nice to patrick

wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social fucked up on benzos wandering around my house examining things like a survival horror protagonist [This is a kitchen...they must cook here.] [Feel like I have seen this book before...] [I shouldn't touch this. Looks fragile.] 10:59 AM • May 9, 2025

It's less about the ongoing war and more about how he thinks he should be able to command suck ups to die

He's gonna make Rubio do it because he knows he can

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

its been genuinely so funny that the two massive “scandals” for james talarico so far is that he follows a few onlyfans girls on socials, and that he respects trans people. sounds like a normal guy to me

Brian Wilson: I’m going to need 9 years and this list of musical instruments only made in the mountains of Nepal to create my masterpiece, it’s called Goofy Goo Bananas

A good compromise would be to roll back citizens United and sacrifice the uihleins to the lake goddess

[solution redacted]

As we all know being on time and predictable is one of the hallmarks of the trump administration

I liked the worst person in the world. But enough about my friend chet hanks, I've also enjoyed triers previous films

[wagging a finger, rolling up my sleeves] and she owes him a favor

My dog knows judi dench

Should I watch sentimental value

I think my overall impression is "this was a mixed bag but I'm still thinking about it so it couldn't be all bad"

And like, if you want to explore this you definitely should and the time and setting can be useful here but why restrain yourself in such a weird way when that aspect opens up so many possibilities. Why not take a step back and understand this new element especially if you've already changed stuff

I kept wondering if the lines about her gender (you're not a monster you're a man for example) were condon trying to remain faithful to the musicals book but giving it a new perspective but like... maybe I missed this but Luna never recognizes her as a woman

Yeah I agree, I know it's a well remembered stage musical (haven't seen it myself, have seen the 80s movie) and it definitely felt like most of what I enjoyed was in spite of and not because of how it was adapted

Kennedy to Undergo Rotator Cuff Surgery

I know what you're thinking, "that's what he gets for jacking weird" but have you considered RFK jr has a jacking learning disorder? It says a lot about you that you would joke about this

Has anyone ever directed themselves to an acting Oscar? Looking to write potential future accomplishments in Kristen Stewart's crawlspace

Also Diego Luna I love u but... You didn't have to sign up for a movie where you must sing

"I'm Pickle Rick!" - President Donald J Trump on the price of oil, March 10, 2026

i'm actually joining the 5k fun run to decrease awareness actually. i'm making smug faces and doing a jerkoff motion throughout

I need this paper gone forever

Hi we're selling a subscription that includes a robot ghost version of you that also gives shoddy writing advice. Oh you find that upsetting? Wow way to hate tech! Here's your little bitch form

The ARROGANCE

I was reading this in a review and like I get what condon was going for with keeping the numbers in fantasy but like... There had to be a way to do it lol

This is extremely true and it's a problem I see in my neighborhood a lot, and top of the legit reasons to hate them, they're also tacky as hell

It seems like Sucker Punch is in a good place in terms of how it develops its games to create tight experiences that don't get bogged down and become overexpansive ala Ubisoft....
Now if only they could tell an original story

there are a handful of moments when this movie really clicks into place but they don't last long and there's a lot of sequences where you're like, ok, bill i know you know how to do a musical we've all seen chicago