please be nice to patrick

his blood twink was biting secret service members like a diva version of major

I don't talk to people who still use Twitter

It's now obvious that the regime was comically unprepared for the possibility that Iran would fight back. In fairness, they're used to dealing with the Democrats.

These are good on dark chocolate

no one:

Sam Altman: yeah we totally know AI is killing your brains, we have a whole plan to sell intelligence back to you like water

One might be a rescue. In which case it dying will be extra not their fault because it didn't have a design philosophy

Last thing at least three purebred dogs will see before dying of neglect

Still got it

Lmao

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Imagine being Hamlet's buddy. He's telling you about ghosts, going on long monologues, being real weird about his gf, but he's also rich

An oil tanker approaches the strait of Hormuz, collects a gold star and passes through while safely invulnerable

I think I may have cracked it

It now costs more to leave Pensacola. Shameful

This George dude was really fagging out

Why don't we just use the queer of Hormuz instead

Tasting Table John Wayne's Favorite Steakhouse Is Best Known For Its Prime Rib Dinners Yesterday

Browsing Google News makes me feel like the language part of my brain is getting Havana syndromed

“We had tremendous drugs pouring in through the waters”

wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social fucked up on benzos wandering around my house examining things like a survival horror protagonist [This is a kitchen...they must cook here.] [Feel like I have seen this book before...] [I shouldn't touch this. Looks fragile.] 10:59 AM • May 9, 2025

It's less about the ongoing war and more about how he thinks he should be able to command suck ups to die

He's gonna make Rubio do it because he knows he can

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

its been genuinely so funny that the two massive “scandals” for james talarico so far is that he follows a few onlyfans girls on socials, and that he respects trans people. sounds like a normal guy to me

Brian Wilson: I’m going to need 9 years and this list of musical instruments only made in the mountains of Nepal to create my masterpiece, it’s called Goofy Goo Bananas

A good compromise would be to roll back citizens United and sacrifice the uihleins to the lake goddess